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Yeah, i'm totally afraid of a god i don't believe exists (lemmy.ml)
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[–] SecretiveVault@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hahahahahaha don't hurt me sky daddy

Omfg laughing so hard

Is Santa gonna come get me too? And the tooth fairy

Hahahahaha

[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Honestly, of all three, the Tooth Fairy is probably the scariest if real. God couldn't care less about you. Santa visits only once a year when sober, but only if you're sleeping. The Tooth Fairy? How many teeth you got???

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Pratchett's Hogfather has an interesting take on that.

Spoilers...The original Tooth Fairy (the whole thing is now a franchise started by him) is a bogeyman who realised milk teeth, being parts of the body, could be used to control the people they belonged to through sympathetic magic and, lacking a proper occupation due to people no longer believing in bogeymen, decided to collect them and keep them safe to prevent anyone from controlling their previous owners.

Also tooth fairies tend to carry a pair of pliers, in case they're short on change and need to take an extra tooth.

[–] UninterestingVoid@reddthat.com 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I mean, wouldn't the tooth fairy be like easy to kill.

[–] daddycool@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Why would you kill it? You can't eat it without your teeth.

[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

I guess it depends on what they look like…

[–] gedhrel@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Be nice - pretty much everybody believes something that's wrong.

That to one side, those are not the same things at all. There's evidence for Santa and the Tooth Fairy.