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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Be normal for once. Don't start talking about quark gluon plasma. This is a joke comm.

Haha, I bet it needs TP for its black hole.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 8 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Please do start talking about quark gluon plasma

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You actually can't because of the word filter. It's censored.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 1 points 4 hours ago

Worse, physics!

[–] DoofusAscendant@hexbear.net 7 points 18 hours ago

She quarks on my gluons til I plasma

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Periodic table OC atoms

134 Shadownium — the exiled noble gas (he/they).

Usually disguised as carbon and is chill. But when his friends are threatened he can power up and take on 128 extra protons for a limited time. As a noble gas, no other elements can react with him so he's immune. He pretends to make carbon bonds like hydrogen, but it's just a facade. He has a crush on Americonium because she radiates with a long half life, but knows he'll never form a bond with her. Maybe if he can re stablize at 134 protons he'll be able to be stacked into a critical mass and finally give her the stability to radiate alongside him. But after Radon banished him from the noble gas clan, it's hard to find community in like minded atoms.

[–] addie@feddit.uk 10 points 21 hours ago

Why arrange all the elements in a grid, when you could make it in the shape of a pair of boobs instead? Everyone loves boobs.

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 5 points 19 hours ago

Badpostium.

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

end goodposting in badposting! This is the funniest periodic table joke I've ever seen.