badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Periodic table OC atoms
134 Shadownium โ the exiled noble gas (he/they).
Usually disguised as carbon and is chill. But when his friends are threatened he can power up and take on 128 extra protons for a limited time. As a noble gas, no other elements can react with him so he's immune. He pretends to make carbon bonds like hydrogen, but it's just a facade. He has a crush on Americonium because she radiates with a long half life, but knows he'll never form a bond with her. Maybe if he can re stablize at 134 protons he'll be able to be stacked into a critical mass and finally give her the stability to radiate alongside him. But after Radon banished him from the noble gas clan, it's hard to find community in like minded atoms.