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I was gifted a 9 inch pullman loaf pan and after many attempts, I finally filled the corners!

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[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Low-poly bread. Ready to go in the next PS1 graphics indi-game!

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Just don't start building a house with it, decorating with confectionery embellishments and luring children in to be your slaves/future meals.

[–] ByteHandler@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Typical Hänsel and Gretel moment

[–] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

bread is just toast that hasn't been cooked through

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

That's a nice brick of bread.

[–] ByteHandler@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

It's amazing, it looks like it didn't rise a single millimeter.

This is what Minecraft in real life must look like

[–] rustinmyeye@lemmy.ml 2 points 20 hours ago

I wanna eat that so bad

[–] PurpleLady@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

This is what should be called modern art.

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 2 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I mean... it looks like it's absolutely top bread to make toast. Or american style sandwiches. I want to butter it, then put some cold cuts on it, a salad leaf, tomatoes, pickles, an onion ring, some gouda and maybe a drop of remoulade...

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 2 points 18 hours ago

This, by all means, looks like a toast bread indeed.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Huh, TIL!

Remoulade is a cold sauce. Although similar to tartar sauce, it is often more yellowish, sometimes flavored with curry, and often contains chopped pickles or piccalilli. It can also contain horseradish, paprika, anchovies, capers and a host of other condiments. It is often used as a condiment or dipping sauce, primarily for sole, plaice, and seafood cakes (such as crab or salmon cakes) but also served with meats. ^(^^source^^)^

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

As a bread technologist by first education, this is an awesome brick!

Bet you'll have wonderful toast with it. But also, we need the picture of a crumb!

P.S. Found it! Looks decent, now the goal is to make pores more even! A tiny bit of extra butter should do the trick ;)

[–] CkrnkFrnchMn@lemmy.ca 1 points 18 hours ago

A brick o'bread...

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 7 points 1 day ago

That is some Minecraft bread if I've ever seen it.

[–] MagnificentSteiner@lemmy.zip 72 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's the most uniform loaf of bread I've ever seen, nice work!

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

so that's what those are.. til and lol. mom had a bunch of those in the basement on some shelves. they were just bins for 'stuff'. gonna guess that's also how the square 'sandwich' and 'texas toast' breads are baked, too.

[–] Honk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

That's the one I used!

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[–] e0qdk@reddthat.com 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you going to eat it like this? :-)

Very nice looking loaf. Congrats!

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I'll never not be happy about referencing Bleach. Yes that is the only way to eat such a loaf.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago

It looks, uh... sturdy.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Huh, that's absolutely surreal. My brain is struggking to even recognise it as bread

[–] Honk@sh.itjust.works 54 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] callcc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Dense man :)

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

A round crumb in a square loaf!

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[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 27 points 2 days ago

Bake another few thousand and you're well on your way to building your own house.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Even loaves of bread in Vintage Story aren't that blocky. Well done!

I assume you proofed in the pan, and used some sort of lid?

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Or used a break ice to level out the top, then flipped it upside down.

[–] DoctorWhoDMC@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

A forbidden snack that's not forbidden.

[–] humble_boatsman@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Minecraft might be calling to check legitimacy.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why do I feel people will start worshipping this bread brick?

Also OP, this is lemmy, please show a slice of it toasted with beans. Thank you 😊

[–] Honk@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I can assure you that the false idol is soft and delicious.

Best I can do on the bean front is to slap some leftover chili on it.

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[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago
[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Buddy that’s a paving stone that you put on a cooling rack.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] anon6789@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I love my pullman pan and the nice dense loaf, but no one else around me seems to! 😅

They seem to think it's too close to plain store bread or they don't like that it's homemade bread without the crusty outside. Thus it doesn't get as much use as I'd like, sigh.

Always enjoy running into other pullman fans in the wild though!

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