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Anon knows their job's a joke, they're broke, their love life's DOA.

Don't forget about reverse mortgage era Tom Selleck

I remember this one, it's "The one with the C̶̫̪͇̳̀͝o̴̧͎̰͎͆̄͗͒͘f̷̢̖̮̆̐̽͝f̷̢̪̗͉͓͒̍̇͘e̶͖͔̒̉ḛ̷̛̹͎͐̕̕ ̴̗͈̝̽s̷̛̥͈̉̇͊͜͝h̸͓͕̲͇̪̉̀̓̀͝o̴̰̰̝̳͌̍͛ͅp̵̛̝͓̯̄͊͜ͅ ψ"

Once you've experienced sleep paralysis, nightmares are comforting.

You can't read coherently, but its sort of a visual association where you look at something that should have words and read those words simply by thinking. If you were lucid and do this, then you would be able to tell the words can't be read, but when you are just on auto-pilot like most dreams then your dream tends to fill in the blanks that maintain the illusion. They became lucid around the time the words became indecipherable, which could be at the same time or just anxiety making the words lose meaning, but either way the pacing checks out.

Matches my experiences with lucid dreaming and the reading I've done on lucid dreaming at least.

Fake: you can't read in dreams

Gay: anon tried to read, like some kind of nerd homo

But also, I have absolutely read in dreams. Most of the time it's frustrating or terrifying nonsense (like, an imperative to read or something bad will happen, and suddenly I can't, or dial a phone number or something bad will happen, but the numbers won't display correctly, or whatever), but on more than one occasion dreaming normally and lucidly, I have successfully read text in a dream.

Isn't it that you can read, but every time you look away it changes to something else?

I should note I've never had any vivid dreams or lucid dreams with which I could remember much of anything in the first place so... Idk