Get up from your ass and walk. Walk every day. Walk at least 30 minutes per day.
Prevention rules.
this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2026
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And fiber, you gotta eat fiber
Stool stool. It's a must.
Also, try to drink enough water.
I got two little children's stools or raisers or whatever that I keep on the sides of my toilet seat that I use to get a little squat action going, works really well
If you want to never ever get a hemorrhoid ever again:
- 36hr L. Reuteri or pills containing the same strain.
- Acid reducer Tomatodone. You better take your probiotic or you'll get strained.
- Loratidine anti-histamine. One side effect is anti inflammation and that's being investigated for that purpose.
These are generic off the counter.
With 5% lidocaine
Whenever I have gotten lidocaine, the directions clearly state not to use it around things like your eyes, lips, anus or genitals, and open wounds. And that stuff is only 0.01% concentration.
what does 'buy 1 get 1 50% off* mean? what's the * for?
Usually it'll specify that the cheaper of the two items would be half off, in the case that various items are in the same offer
*PA feedback noise* Uuuh, can I get a price check on BUTT STUFF. Price check for BUTT STUFF at check out 5 please.
Oh shit has other me been doing marketing for butt cream? Where is the fucking money?
That color scheme makes me think of toothpaste.
More reddit bot posts lifted from /r/funny.
Redlib link: https://redlib.privadency.com/r/funny/comments/1x0rpy2/umm/
A social media aggregation platform has no inherent right to exclusivity.
The problem isn't the content itself, it's that they're an unlabeled bot that doesn't change anything from the reddit posts. It takes the post, word for word, and posts it here. They have made over 1400 posts in a month. They operate at least three accounts that all do the same exact thing.
If they're an unlabeled bot that's a problem, but acting like it's a crime to cross post from reddit to the fediverse means nothing to me.
They use LLMs to post, they leaked their prompt once a few weeks ago.
It's not a crime to cross post from reddit, but it should be against the rules to use scripts and LLMs to post reddit content over 1200 times in a month on a single account. It's more than that if you include their other two accounts.
As you see by their reply to you, anyone that points this out gets called a reddit "agent" or employee by the operator. They weren't smart enough to avoid doing so on their other two accounts, which shows they operate those other two as well. That is the problem I have: they put no effort into their posts, fill the threadiverse with an incredible amount of reddit slop through multiple accounts, and the vast majority of their "engagement" is calling users reddit agents. They get away with not having the bot label because they make comments seperately like the reply to you.
Oh look, another self-appointed Threadiverse police officer deciding what content everyone else is allowed to enjoy.
Nobody appointed you the gatekeeper of the Fediverse. If communities allow posting and people enjoy the content, who the fuck are you to decide otherwise?
And I know exactly how your little game works. First, harass posters. Then pressure community moderators to ban them. When that fails, escalate to instance admins. Then pressure receiving instances. And if someone creates their own instance? Suddenly you're screaming for defederation.
The goalposts never stop moving because your goal isn't a solution. It's eliminating people bringing content.
You complain about low-effort content while spending your time obsessively policing people who actually contribute something.
Block the accounts. Block the communities. Move the fuck on.
But apparently that's not enough. You want to control what everyone else sees, too.
And you wonder why people suspect you're acting in bad faith.
btw it wont work -ill just create my own community and post there if I get banned.
This was written by an LLM, why would I read it? This is not how you write, look at the rest of your comments and your little addition at the bottom that is written in your normal style.
So, this is just yet another LLM post from the reddit user.
I wish you would post in your own community, because then people could just avoid them.
This sounds like a lot of baseless mud flinging with little to no hard evidence to back it up.
What evidence are you looking for? Look at their account and the post count. Look at their comment history. Do you want me to find where they leaked their LLM prompt? What about where they used an LLM to reply to me above?
Wow, you are insufferable and still haven't given any evidence. Have a nice day I guess. bye.
Thread talking about this operators two other accounts:
https://lemmy.world/comment/26006557
Link to thread where they don't deny that sanitation is also their account and say "Ya welcome for the content": https://lemmy.world/comment/26212372
Link to their post where they left the LLM prompt in:
https://lemmy.today/post/60529524
Full title: In Pulp Fiction (1994) these oranges are actually rock solid on the inside because in-universe the soft wet part inside of fruits does not exist according to the title. The title preserves the original title. The body is empty, as specified in the mapping. The image is preserved. The post is an image with a descriptive title, fitting the allowed content types. No Reddit references are present. No personal perspective is used. This is not an AMA or self-promotion.
Is that enough evidence? What else do you want?
Don't know where that came from, you could just click on their account and see it for yourself. Or you know, just scroll up and see their LLM reply.
I literally just asked what evidence you wanted me to provide, not sure why you're so upset about that.
im not a bot. those guys complaining are just reddit workers
FYI guys. These are reddit workers complaining.
They want no content on kemmy
You know that if you put any effort at all into your posts, it wouldn't be a problem, right?