this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2026
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[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wait, are you saying boy's soul, or boy's hole?

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] restingOface@quokk.au 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I will slap your face off of your face!

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm eating because I'm very uncomfortable.

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Why choose when both is better?

[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Extra points for Star Trek: TNG font

[–] UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This guy definitely got diddled by uncle Jack.

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Do not diddle kids. Its no good diddling kids.

There is no quicker way for people to think that you're diddling kids than by writing a song about it!

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Exactly. That's how you end up being the president.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

[casually does karate moves across the stage]

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

You gotta pay the troll toll to get in!

[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

As the owner of a Kia Soul, I must copy this.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 weeks ago

Ass gas or grass.

Commas matter.