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[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 59 points 2 weeks ago

I have great respect for Gagarin, he went through grueling training and risked his life just to not be in Soviet Union for 1.5 hours

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

ppl have heard of yuri im sure...

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago

wholesomeyuri, toxic yuri and many other subgenres

[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I know who Kim is, that's already too much. I know there's a passel of them, but I have gone out of my way to not know who they are, or even recognize them.

Soon, their nepo-babies will reach exploitation age, and they'll inflict those animals on us as well.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I couldn't think of their names the only thing I could come up with was Chloe. Is there a Chloe Kardashian?

I don't even know what they do, what are the famous for?

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[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

Kim, that's it! And she was or still is married to the pedo rapper?

Edit: My bad she was married to Kanye not Drake. Thanks to @Uroman@sh.itjust.works for pointing it out

[–] Uroman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

You're welcome:) worth noting Kanye is not and has never been accused of that sort of insanity~

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pedo rapper? Which one, lol.

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The guy who played in Degrassi in a wheelchair.

[–] Uroman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Are you just a racist or something? You're confusing Drake, who is known having sex with 16 year olds, and who Kendrick Lamar made a song about, with Kanye West, who has never been accused of pedo activity, though he is often referred to as a schizophrenic raciat who loves hitler and jewish people. Kanye West is famous for R&B, not mostly rap, not that he doesn't rap.

Go ask Samuel L Jackson about a commercial after working in the Matrix.

edit: ight idk if I'm being harsh but this really irked me. People criticize Kanye for a lot, but as someone who is outspoken for Unchained At Last and has been somewhere unfortunate, it bothers me when people just throw pedo accusations at people who have never had anything on their plate (well in regards to that, he is known to be a total spaz but I love it). Pardon the wall of text.

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[–] five_bucks@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She’s currently dating Lewis Hamilton. And I know this, not because I give a shit about celebrity, but because I’m amused by people strapping themselves into precision-engineered Formula 1 ~~ground-missiles~~ race cars.

This site has the weirdest virtue signaling.

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

This is getting out of hand.

[–] tio_bira@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

My exact thought...

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 12 points 2 weeks ago

Goes to space, comes back alive; goes to air, dies.

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I can only name Kim Kardashian. You mean there’s more of them???

[–] wieson@feddit.org 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Khlokwork, Käärijä, Klostein and Kbin Kardashian

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 2 weeks ago

Khlokwork, Käärijä, Klostein

That's my IKEA shopping list sorted then

[–] Klostein@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Immer diese berühmteren Namensvetter Angry Feddit.org logo shaking fist and saying "grrr"

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

There's a whole clique, who had their own reality show afaik. I don't know any of those, either, but it's a beautiful case of failing upwards

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Gul Dukat, Garak, Nope only 2

[–] renormalizer@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Our boy Damar, Seska (technically), Garak's father/mentor Enabran Tain. That's five. Also, Gul Macet (Marc Alaimo's first Cardassian role from TNG), though I had to look up the name.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I was at the one where he's just Dukat with a rather bad goatee?

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Sorry, stopped reading after he "strapped himself to a giant ass-missile"...

/jk

He was the original member of Jackass

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I started removing the hyphen because of people like you. It is now "giantass" when I spell it out. Do something with that, fucker. 😈

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Okay, "giant assmissile"

Same same but different

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, I was a teenager when i realised that I was paying too much attention to Chris Brown and Rihanna tussle. It was a gradual process that I actually became more interested in nerdy stuff like news (mainly geopolitics), military and history (thanks to strategy games) and environment (I should probably switch my career to this once I feel more financially secure).

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The fact that those topics are considered nerdy is really sad. These are all topics everyone should be concerned with.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Do you interact with non nerdy people?

They think it's sad nerdy people are interested in nerd topics, and not the Kardashians. They also think you're anti-social and elitist and pretentious if you don't watch reality TV several hours per week, or sports.

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Do the kids not know who Yuri Gagarin is?

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think I could name one Kardashian.

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

who cares dog did it first

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, not so much the coming back part...

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 weeks ago

minor details

he made it back eventually

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure they went through a lot of monkeys before using a dog

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

dumb jokes aside i thought dog was before chimp

yea laika was first

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Gagarin was, as it says, the first to go to space and come back alive. Whether that's true is debated. Gagarin was probably not the first to go to space, or come back. He was just the first to survive and land in the USSR.

There's a conspiracy theory that the first human to survive a trip to space was Vladimir Ilyushin, but he touched down in China. As well as a "number" of lost cosmonauts who "disappeared" https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Cosmonauts

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

i feel like yuuuuuriiiiii gagarin (gagarin)

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Downvote censorship

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yuri Gaggin' ? :3

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