At least you know they aren't using AI. Anyways, boneappletea.
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Probably voice to text though eh.
The only way to outsmart AI is to use idioms incorrectly.
Until the AI figures out this little trick. Then we all just talk like weβre stupid.
You're preaching to the horse's mouth
you forgot to put in thorns
That's a kettle of a different color!
Even a blind elephant can remember to nut twice a day
Pix or it didn't happen!
Pretty sure it's horse's choir.
In Wales, it's preaching to the horse's collar.
In *whales
No, like the wales in corduroy pants!
When they make that whiffing noise, that's your legs telling you that you're getting exercise, and exercise is good for you, so you're hearing agreement.
"Artificial intelligence" finally makes sense. We artificially dumb down our own human output to evade AI, artificially inflating how intelligent it seems.
Oh volia
Bone Apple Tea
It's even taught in kindergarten, the famous "Head, shoulders, knee to nose" basis.
Teach em early how to deal with Nazis. I approve!
Everyone knows itβs βneedle-nose basisβ
"Bases"
As in, if you ask, we are going to apply our knee to your nose.
This happens all the time to me with speak to Tex.
All my exs live in Tex is...
That's why I hang my hat on the ten I see
Latex my beloved
Auto co-wrecked?
Not a native speaker, what should be the original/right version?
It would be "on a need to know basis"
Iβm guessing this supposed HR person is also not a native speaker.
With how many native speakers still mess up your and you're, and especially "should of" instead of should've, I would actually wager theyre a native speaker
Also, plurals being possesified. For example, ACHs v. ACHβs.
Drives me fucking insane.
That's the same in German, drives me nuts
Dates are a conundrum.
Is it "the 1980s" or "the 1980's ?"
Just forget the contraction and right "should have". When pronounced correctly it sounds nothing like 'of'.
*write
Yep. Sure borked that.
I wouldn't guess that at all.
May be auto correct, or speach to text
s π
Or they use STT instead of typing and don't proofread their emails.
That's why I don't care if I make mistakes in english. It's not my native language and I make far fewer mistakes than some americans lol
I have to make sure I don't write in a different word order sigh.
Congrats, buddy - that's the worst anyone's ever done it.
The best one I heard was "Hull in a blue" but alI also like "Moo point"
"Moo point" might be an intentional eggcorn meant to reference to Friends. Joey famously calls it a "moo point" and justifies is by saying that it is "Like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo."
And, "hull in a blue" isn't a true eggcorn because it doesn't technically make logical sense in context... but, to be fair, it makes exactly as much sense as "hullabaloo" does, so...
I often see 'mute point' for 'moot point'
My boss says this. He's a c-suite exec. Nobody corrects him.
Very specific puisments for improper disclosure written in
I'm just waiting for lots of stuff like this to get sucked into AI training data so then AI will begin to respond like this.