There are no Penguins in Greenland you dolt.
this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2026
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the only penguins in the northern hemisphere are in the Galápagos Islands which iirc are also in the process of having their US puppet government install an American military base
Werner Herzog tells a joke: "Why did the penguin cross the road? To die. Alone. Insane and unnoticed."
That reminded me of when an interviewer asked Thelonious Monk the question: "What do you think the purpose of life is?" Monk answered: "To die."
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Do you think whoever made this image for him knows that penguins aren't found in Greenland, but also knows that putting this image out will have all the libs trying to "umm acktually" at it instead of focusing on the actual fucked up things he does?
ha ha this guy has nukes
Glorious US plan to introduce penguins to Greenland.
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4 flippers. No head.
Yucky
A gallon of water was used for what could have been completed by a graphic artist in a day. On top of that, it sucks shit and isn't funny.
What a clever joke! How Amerikkkans belong in Greenland just as much as penguins do!
Wait-
What do you mean this is a sincere celebration of 
annexing Greenland? By the president no less!
The pengies will greet us a liberators