He's gonna shit yellow for the rest of his life.
this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2026
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I doubt this is real. It would get stale by the time he finished them, and somebody who would be crazy about Cheetos wouldn't look like that.
My bet is those are packaging peanuts. I purchased bag this size full of them, but they were white.
wait wait wait....i think you probably understood it to mean 'i want a lot of cheetos.' no. i literally want all the cheetos you have.
We’re rampin up production captain, but she can’t take much more!
Wasting food isn't wholesome.
Who said he is wasting it?
LMAO this ain't food it's Cheetos
It's barely food anyway. We've got bigger fish to fry than this guy's love for Cheetos.
There's almost an entire Recommended Daily Intake worth of nutrients in those bags combined!
yes but you have to also eat the bags.
Covers microplastics for the day as well!
You know, this got me thinking, how much food is actually being wasted here? Aren't Cheetos like this mostly air and chemicals? How much actual plantlife is used that could have been used elsewhere?
Also, TIL Cheetos aren't vegetarian. So sadly there is an element of animals suffering unnecessarily...
People share stuff.
Cheetos basically never expire, so as long as he keeps those bags sealed, he now owns a lifetime supply.
No, Cheetos absolutely expire. And these bags are not multi layer like the chip bags that sit on shelves for years, these are single layer cellophane bags which will let this food go stale within a few weeks. Most of this ended up in a landfill.
I suppose.
Most of this ended up in a landfill.
Or given away, or taken to parties, or whatever.
Or this might all be fake. Who knows.
This guy is going to make a humidity controlled UV darkroom, I bet
Who said it was wasted?
Logic. This stuff started to go stale/bad long before he made a dent in it. The rest is in a landfill.
digestive system
Lol, I was doing the math in my head before I even read the last line 😅
Larry buys 18,000,000 calories worth of Cheetos in bags that don't reseal, and will go stale within 60 days. How many heart attacks will he have in the next two months?
Over $1800 in Cheetos….🙀
But think about how much he is saving!
Well, 15oz at Target is like $7ish. How many oz per industrial bag? 200? 500?
Say 300oz? 🤷🏾♂️
At party pack Target prices that's $3920.
Edit: That's $2120 in savings
Now we need the Morgan Spurlock progression, including bloodwork, documented as he consumes these Cheetos for the next month.