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You're telling me this contraption is for the ladies AND the fellas?


(Coming soon, the nbicycle: for neither ladies nor fellas)

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[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Penny farthing is just a unicycle with a training wheel.

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is there a real difference between this and a pan-cycle? Besides the obvious cookware.

[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

i need to stick to that whole thread

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

penny farting boom gottem

[–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

And the superbicycle, for the individual who is both a lady and a fella

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Showing a nineteenth century "new invention" and feigning shock is probably my favourite bit on this site...


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[–] deroyonz@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They call it 'by'cicle actually, to denote who made it. If you're not aware, Mr. Cicle is the same guy who went on to make the icicle in 2007, the very popular phone brand that needs no introduction

[–] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago