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ummm yea so uh - have this post. whatever.

alt image (high quality)

so ummmm how is your day? i am doing fiiine- okay. still bit sickish. i wanna eat spicy noodles. yea. still have 4 of them, might make some. hm or not.

this is a perfectly safe for work post. totally absolutely allowed.

i want hmmm spicy noddles. yea okay fine i'll make some. 2x spicy.

i hope you have a wonderful and sparkly warm wiggly squiggly day ~

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[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 16 hours ago

Relatable, as far as brain noises go

[–] orenj@leminal.space 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I've got someone i want to hear narrate this post... over spicy noodles. sucks that he's away.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

so you want them to narrate "hhhhhhhhhhhh---mmmmmmmmmµm.-m.m-mm----aaaaa.aa.,.,.[...]" right after having eaten spicy noodles, do i get this right?

[–] orenj@leminal.space 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 20 hours ago

oooh well then okay that would be pretty exciting ~

[–] nullcat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 17 hours ago

the colors and patterns and fonts and such remind me of a diddl book i had as a child

[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Yayyy noodles :3

I’m doing well, it was cold yesterday so I made an enormous pot of stew and now dinner for the week is handled. I love summer but soup season reigns supreme

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 22 hours ago

yesssssss soup rules! <3 soup is so nice and warm and - mmh yea so nice.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The 2x spicy are absurd - I tend to go for the carbonara ones and only use like 2/3 the hot sauce, and it still destroys my poor butthole the next day lol

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

hnawwww you need the ones with the hearts on them, yeah?

here some tips.

  • make the noodles in a pan
  • remove almost all water after the noodles are wet and wobbly
  • add some real life cheese when stirring in the pan
  • get a glass of milk

imma make some rn actually, hold on.

happy cooking sounds

okay so i have the 2x spicy infront of me now and i can say that swallowing fast also helps a lot. and uhmmm okay i take it back, yes they are absurd, owch.

my lips hurt owch owch owch owch auaaaaaa---- owch owch owch owcch owchieeeeeee--- i was so confident cuz i ate 2 2x spicy yesterday and it was fine but uggguguguguaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ive beendone eating for 5 minutes and it still burns aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

should have made these in a pan... it really makes a difference...

umm okay fine maybe i'll have some carbonara too... but they are so much more expensive... grrr.... they are like > 3x the price of 2x spicy on mamazon.

but ye the carbonara are very much the favourite of most peeps i believe, probably because they have half the spicy of regular black buldak...

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

LMFAO you got me with the nappies I laughed so hard at that omg.

I'll have to try cooking them in a pan next time - I usually make them at work and have to use the microwave :C

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 20 hours ago

heheeee yeaa... i made those nappies in response to my brother saying that the pink ones are too spicy.

i ended up purchasing a 5 pack and... the 5 pack, in this big bulky packaging... made me feel like i was carrying a pack of nappies to the counter. so umm.... to make fun of my brother and point out the rather overlapping visuals i made that post. ANYWAY

making buldak using a microwave is.... phew that is difficult i imagine. and yea, of course then much more of the spicy sting will remain. i really hope you try it out in a pan, it's fun!