this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2026
639 points (95.4% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
41848 readers
3518 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
Wait... wouldn't it... make more sense for her to thaw in the summer?
Cut to Mariah Carey standing confused in a parking lot in June
A moment of respite. A chance to steel oneself against the coming horrors.
Costco started selling Xmas shit in August. AUGUST!!!
I saw that last year in the UK for a couple of shops. This year august was the start of Halloween/autumn stuff instead which is better than Christmas although probably still a little early. Now its September I have seen small sections of Christmas stuff start to appear in more shops though.
Why can't they just sell Halloween shit year round? Halloween is nicer.
Hottest day of the year in the UK, Xmas shit been put out in the shelves. Halloween stuff was already out and selling 🤷
O m g... The horror is comming soon...
The groceriestore near where i live started selling christmas cookies a week ago. It's no even fucking autumn!
The Scavenger's Daughter has opened her eyes.
Well that implies a lot!
Yup, but remember, "There are no gods here. Just those who pay for the privilege".
it’s september you psychopath, you fucking chrizzos can fuck off
Oh, I’m not happy about it. But that doesn’t change the fact that her one eye opened, and soon, we will be engulfed.
I wouldn't mind being engulfed.
Home Depot near me clearanced out the Halloween stuff in September last year to make room for Christmas decorations.
I’m already seeing Christmas stuff in Target, Home Depot, etc. Wild.
My local Costco already has snowmen and Christmas lights out for sale. Halloween stuff is basically all gone.
december will be celebrating valentines and easter.
load more comments
(2 replies)
Motherfucker it is still hot as hell where I live
So, you live on Earth? Way to doxx yourself! /s
Not hot everywhere. UK is cooling off a bit, almost been thinking of wearing trousers to work with how cool it has been getting in the mornings. Not yet though, maybe a few more weeks.
Too soon!
All you wannabe hipsters trying to bond over mutual disdain for that song when the real enemy is “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”
It's Feliz Navidad for me. Catchy enough to get stuck in my head, repetitive enough to be annoying while it's in there.
In the 90s, there was an especially heinous rendition of Mi Burrito Sabanero, sang by the whiniest sounding kid, that just dominated radio stations.
honestly if you're like me and the millions of other tortured survivors of the hellscape known as A Retail Job, 99% of Christmas songs are just pure PTSD trigger
fortunately I can still somewhat enjoy Carol of the Bells and most of The Nutcracker because they just go so fuckin hard
also what didn't get ruined for me by being blasted over a blown out speaker in a loop for 8–10 hour shifts, are various metal Christmas tracks that are too spicy for grocery store grandmas 🤘
load more comments
(1 replies)
For me it’s Santa Baby or whatever the hell it’s called, that song is just totally creepy.
load more comments
(2 replies)
load more comments
(1 replies)
all i want for September is no Christmas
"You ain't much, but I want you for Christmas."
I will be continuing to listen to doom metal in honor of Halloween, and every other day of the year, thank you very much.
EEEEYeeeeEEeeeeyyyeeeee dont want a.....
Time to roll a big boulder in front of my cave and hunker down till may.
load more comments
(1 replies)
As an atheist I love Christmas and you can't stop me.
The real spirit of Christmas is godless consumption, not Jesus.
load more comments
(1 replies)
I'm so fucking sick of this meme.
This worst kind of meme, the kind we'll never get away from because it's not at all based in popularity but in record company contractual obligation.
view more: next ›