I HATE that this is real and not doctored : memes

[+] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 196 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

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[–] kautau@lemmy.world 77 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Cave Johnson energy

[–] Rognaut@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Portal reference 👍

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[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 45 points 10 months ago (2 children)

In other news, Monsanto was ranked as #1 trans friendly workplace before it got acquired by Bayer.

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I guess when we've banned all the books, we can start blaming GMOs for all the femboy smut on the internet?

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[–] Artisian@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean... missiles are the most direct 'degrowth' implementation I've seen.

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

😬

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you’re an engineer working for the military industrial complex they don’t really care who you are so long as your soul has that price tag. And I know a decent portion of the people doing it feel guilty and try to mentally minimize the damage it does.

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[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 66 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Raytheon, I don't think you can greenwash weapon manufacturing.

[–] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 56 points 10 months ago (2 children)

For every person you kill we plant a tree. It's both good for the environment and a very visible kill count.

[–] Liz@midwest.social 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You could argue that just killing people is statistically good for the planet.

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[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

amazon regrowth speed run

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 57 points 10 months ago (7 children)

I don't think that's actually real.

Also, Sea Sparrows are some of the missiles used in Ukraine for air defense right now.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

They’re launching then from Soviet land-based anti-aircraft vehicles somehow.

When they do this, it's called a Sea Spaciva. 😏

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thought it was a European sparrow rather than a north American.

Little faster due to a lower unladen weight.

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are you suggesting anti-air missiles migrate?

[–] RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

All I'm saying is, it's not a matter of fuel efficiency, it's a simple matter of weight ratios. A one ton missile cannot be manufactured and deployed without a comparably sized carbon footprint.

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[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey capitalism, how's it going?

[–] mjsaber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 10 months ago

...yeah

[–] Five@slrpnk.net 40 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

What, does it only target LearJet and Gulfstream private aircraft?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'd be okay with that. How do we implement that?

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[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 39 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You can read this in Robert Evans' voice and it's just as sarcastic as anything he's said about them

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Bob Evans?

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[–] InevitableWaffles@midwest.social 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

ಠ_ಠ wtf did I just read?

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I do believe it says the sea sparrow is the most environmentally friendly anti-air missile.

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[–] 420stalin69@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

For every missile fired we will plant a fucking tree

[–] Hyperreality@kbin.social 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, people and airplanes are very bad for the environment.

I wouldn't be surprised if a tactical nuke was a net positive for the environment.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 15 points 10 months ago (8 children)

A nuke destroys whole ecosystems...

[–] hex_m_hell@slrpnk.net 12 points 10 months ago

Chernobyl is doing pretty well now that it's completely uninhabitable by humans...

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Plenty of things will survive it, and the removal of the humans in the area may be a net positive.

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[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Sustainable child murder

[–] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago

I'd hate to leave the children we kill a polluted earth behind.

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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Most environmentally friendly anti-air missile

Oh cool, they're gonna start launching them at private jets?

[–] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I bet it generates a lot of carbon when used though :(

[–] Raxiel@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

But think of the jet emissions reduction it leads to!

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I hate that this isn't a meme.

Ed: lolol 300+ mindless upvotes and the poster is the sub mod. Awesome.

Why do communities exist if people are going to dump everything in one place and are rewarded for doing so?

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[–] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

ESSM: the Expensive Sea Seeking Missile

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 10 months ago

If you're going to be unfriendly to people, the least you can do is be friendly to the ecosystem.

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Save the planet (unironically)

Perform UGotFW

took-restraint

[–] noctisatrae@beehaw.org 5 points 10 months ago

Is this real?

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

`Frank, the new CEO had to answer to the board.

The board was getting anxious, and the shareholders were

on a bed, legs in air, ass-cheeks open wide

They were about to get fucked like it was their first time.

When one makes 20 million, ten thousand people lose.

What keeps that one from swallowing a shotgun?

Dan, the company man, felt loyalty to the corp.

After 16 years of service, and a family to support

He actually started to believe

the weaponry and chemicals were for national defense.

'Cause Danny had a mortgage, and a boss to answer to.

The guilty don't feel guilty, they learn not to.

Helen is living in her car, trying to feed her kids.

She got laid off at work, and her house was repossessed.

It's hard to think clearly when it's 38 degrees.

Desperate people have been known to render desperate deeds.

But when she shot that family and moved into their home,

The paper read she suffered from dementia.`

---NOFX - The Irrationality of Rationality

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