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[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 97 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

In large crowds there's no need to be social, you've come full circle.

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't know how it is for OP, but just being in a crowd like that would drain me instantly even if I don't need to interact with anyone there.

[–] leg@leminal.space 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That's me too. The sheer noise of it all. The heat. The smell. Fuck all of that.

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[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 21 points 4 weeks ago

Exactly. Crowded street is easy to deal with than an office party.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Stack overflow

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I have a theory that perfect chaos is perfect equilibrium.

In absolute chaos everything is the same because everything is perfectly equally possible.

So absolute chaos is really the same as absolute stillness.

It makes sense.

Full circle.

Aumm.

[–] jtrek@startrek.website 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you get this from FromSoft games?

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[–] serendepity@lemmy.world 25 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I think I’d actually prefer crowds like that. There are so many people that you become insignificant and barely draw any attention.

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 weeks ago

Exactly what I was thinking

[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 23 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Worse situation: being trapped at a family gathering in a rural relative's compound that you are socially obliged to attend without any friend or independent mode of transport. Also, you're expected to serve food to and clean up after creepy uncles who would shamelessly harass you in public.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've abandoned families for less

[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Let's just assume this statement doesn't include any children in it.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

There's bound to be an animal somewhere to go look at or pat.

[–] Raccoon_Rick@altgag.net 21 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

They don't even know

My midichlorian count

[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I stopped going to this one park that host multiple different ethnic food fests throughout the year. Every single one looks like this. They're not fun. It's like an hour plus wait to get to one booth, and they don't even have the prices listed (stupidly overpriced) or the menus visible while you wait.

The whole point of those is to try multiple things, but the format kills that opportunity.

[–] lokalhorst@feddit.org 2 points 4 weeks ago

That is true with a lot of things. Same with over tourism - if I am pushed through the Collosseum with hundreds of people then fuck it, the Colosseum is not fun anymore.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 12 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

As if I'd go to something like that in the first place.

[–] UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Find a dog! Dogs are the best even when you don’t want to socialize. 🐕

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Invested in a flock of honey badgers. Festivals are a breeze now. Got a bit of a wrap sheet, though.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 4 weeks ago

My social battery dies the moment I SEE something like this. I'd just look at that crowd, and nope right on back home.

[–] merrickal@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Horrible place if you need to find someone.

Perfect place when you don’t want to be found.

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Pfft, as if I would take my social battery to something like this.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ohh no i have a lithium ion social battery, take me out of here or i'm gonna spontaneously combust now.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Oooh. Wanna spontaneously combust at the same time?

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Hond@piefed.social 5 points 4 weeks ago

Are you a cartoon character? Just go right or left????

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I will stand right motherfucking still in the middle of it and shut the fuck up.

Be the change you want to see in the world.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 points 4 weeks ago

staaahp ;_;

[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

Seeing this and reading the caption sent a bead of sweat running down my spine almost instantly.

[–] grandel@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Use my superpower — not being noticed.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Trust me, nobody notices anyone or thinks about any of us at all.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 4 weeks ago

I'd jump off the nearest bridge, but that's also full of people. 😭

[–] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 weeks ago

This wouldn't bother me, my social battery only runs low when forced to talk to people. That's why I work in a dark, loud spicy box.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Eh, it’s not the social battery at this point that is the issue. Even if the battery were good, the people all meandering unpredictably and too slowly would be frustrating AF.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I just do as my ma would do. Find path and move through. If someone gets in your way "Excuse me." Didn't move? Say it louder and a little more rude. When they move and give you a look, just go. Don't stop. What are they gonna chase you? That's weird. Fuck em.

Make em move till you are outta that shit.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe 1 points 4 weeks ago

Just take a huge shit on the floor and they'll make some space

[–] mysticalone@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

If they die, they die

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Oh boooy, Ann, what have you gotten yourself into this time?

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 weeks ago

Meltdown yay!

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