Guys would this actually work? I'm so tempted right now.
No way. This seems aspirational. Oh wait, it is.
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Friend who is definitely a real person: "Hey, check out this porn I've been watching and paying for. Here is a screenshot."
Im sorry to report that these people exist. I overheard some very cringeworthy conversations throughout my time at uni.
Im sorry to report that these people exist
When I was at secondary school, boys from the year below added me to a group chat because they wanted to be friends with me or something and at some point they started spamming porn to one another. This would be like 9 or 8 years ago now. Left the gc when they did that.
But, like your anecdote, I think people in my uni course were standing around leering at pictures of onlyfans creators together or something. And one hears ever worse stories - like people watching it in the library on their laptops. Probably some sort of kink
"hey guys, only fans amirite? who are you subbed to? I'm sunned totlalynotaigirl"
and other conversations that never happened
Out of the tens of thousands of girls (or maybe more), the odds are pretty low that a friend would subscribe to an OF of a girl thay was created by another friend and on top of that talk about it with a group.
Prompt engineer? No, prompt whore.
Sounds like a much more real job to me
Fake: Anon has friends.
Gay: Anon sells feet pics to men.
Nah the real money is selling the guide to the get rich quick scheme
And or dick pills. There is always money in dick medicine. It's a hard business though.
This is the feet finder profit model. They're extremely oversaturated with people who THINK they can make money selling feet pics, which are as much meme as not these days. That being the case, to post on feet finder, you must first pay a one time fee. The fact that it's a fee and not a subscription or cut of your earnings is really the biggest giveaway
How to make $50 from anybody! Buy my PDF for only $50.
Everyone ignore this guy, I have a way to get that same PDF for free. Just send me $50 and I'll tell you how.
Don't be ridiculous, the market is saturated, you need a niche! Cater to conservative men, most of them don't even care if they find out it's AI as long as it's telling them what they want to hear.
"Oh, Donald! Your penis must be enormous to hold that gut off your knees!"
🤣 😂 Oh my god you made me choke on my soda.
I mean it must be very strong
The strongest
Sometimes, two big strong firemen hold it up. Apparently.
I wish it was real lol
Your network is your net worth
Would you like a potato?
Yes
No, if you spend 5 minutes looking shit up instead of believing bullshit, you'd find out that OnlyFans has banned AI generated content entirely and requires strict identity validation.
I just got off the phone with OnlyFans CEO and he said I can upload computer generated feet pics "if you really want to"
It's true i was the ceo
I'm the CEO's main henchman - it's true
I bought the AI feet pics, it's true
Can confirm. There was none left by the time I got there.
IA your way through verification. /s