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Guys would this actually work? I'm so tempted right now.

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[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Friend who is definitely a real person: "Hey, check out this porn I've been watching and paying for. Here is a screenshot."

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Im sorry to report that these people exist. I overheard some very cringeworthy conversations throughout my time at uni.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Im sorry to report that these people exist

When I was at secondary school, boys from the year below added me to a group chat because they wanted to be friends with me or something and at some point they started spamming porn to one another. This would be like 9 or 8 years ago now. Left the gc when they did that.

But, like your anecdote, I think people in my uni course were standing around leering at pictures of onlyfans creators together or something. And one hears ever worse stories - like people watching it in the library on their laptops. Probably some sort of kink

[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 13 points 23 hours ago

"hey guys, only fans amirite? who are you subbed to? I'm sunned totlalynotaigirl"

and other conversations that never happened

[–] frog@feddit.uk 9 points 22 hours ago

Out of the tens of thousands of girls (or maybe more), the odds are pretty low that a friend would subscribe to an OF of a girl thay was created by another friend and on top of that talk about it with a group.