Guys would this actually work? I'm so tempted right now.
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"Oh, Donald! Your penis must be enormous to hold that gut off your knees!"
๐คฃ ๐ Oh my god you made me choke on my soda.
I mean it must be very strong
The strongest
Sometimes, two big strong firemen hold it up. Apparently.