Later: oh oh have to lick the whole table
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2026
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Careful now, too much powdered sugar will give you diabeetus.
Don't worry, it's ketamine so technically a salt.
Looks delicious. And I like how the coke offsets the calories in chips. Nice, balanced diet.
Boy is right, because an adult would cut out some bigger lines
And if your tongue is numb, why bother with a single malt? Spend that money on another 8 ball!
It's ketamine but ok
Ffs. Paprika are supposed to be in an orange packet.
Fun fact: They have different colours per country, so it will be impossible to import it cheaper from a neighboring country as the colours would be wrong. This way they ensure everyone pays as much as possible per country. Fuckers.
I find myself wondering where you’re from as you spelt colours correctly twice, but not neighbouring. A foot in each continent perhaps?
Bruh
I know, those are some tiny rails. Step up your game, OP!
Hey! It is pure fent!
Only place left to go is crack, smack, and fentanyl. Maybe we should just leave it here, eh boys?
Mate, there's nothing wrong with a bit of recreational ketamine or coke once in a while. It's less toxic for your body than alcohol. Just so it responsibly, like with alcohol or weed.
I assure you, there are lots of other places before those things you just listed, and I’m speaking as someone who’s been to literally every single one of those places.
What's above coke and below smack and crack?
Meth
There's plenty of sidesteps/things from other classes. Some may venture above depending on the person. Though mcat would be a step up.
Eww way to ruin your life.
How dare I, enjoy life once in a while!
Pfft— at best, that’s a way to ruin a toilet the next morning