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[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

I mean, it IS income.

Except for the ones where they cum on you, not in.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 hours ago

Waging war thru sex industry? Guess that's not the first time in history.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Porn studios are now legitimate military targets 😂

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Pretty sure Onlyfans people operate from their homes....

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 9 hours ago

I'm jealous that it's even legal to earn money from NSFW there.

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago
[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 64 points 19 hours ago (6 children)

For those laughing, the adult entertainment industry in the former Soviet countries is surprisingly solid

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 1 points 6 hours ago

Have a wank for Ukraine. Cum for freedom!

[–] huey_m@piefed.social 9 points 11 hours ago

It really is impressive how quickly they erected such a solid industry.

[–] AnalogAllamma@lemmy.world 25 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The funny part is, I don't even engage in it, and even I am aware of how ubiquitous are they in the world of AV from the random comments I find about them in online discussions about Ukraine, they are that famous.

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 14 points 18 hours ago

Like, ask in a thread "what are Ukrainians famous for?" and they will mention football, wheat, the STALKER series... and OnlyFans.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You know what else is surprisingly solid

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 hours ago

Especially gear made from metal, it's very solid.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago

Who should we be supporting to support drones for Ukraine?

[–] EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 8 points 18 hours ago

Spilled milk, no tears.

Uki’s are hot af!

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 24 points 16 hours ago

Godspeed, Eastern European thots. The fate of our country lies on you now. 🫡

[–] rslogix89@lemmy.world 20 points 16 hours ago
[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 1 points 11 hours ago
[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

If they can take a dick for money, they can pay taxes for the freedom to get dicked on camera for money.

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Despite that I like this particular headline, someone already posted a link to a Wall Street Journal article about this roughly half an hour before you (https://lemmy.world/post/51652443).