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[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

"DID YOU EVEN SAY THANK YOU?"

[–] nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 1 points 11 hours ago

"You should be grateful that the president hasn't launched any nukes yet."

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Translation: "we've almost exhausted the strategic oil reserves. Get ready for gas to triple."

[–] fake_meows@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Technically, paying 3X for gas should raise GDP.

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

"You ain't seen nothing yet!"

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 54 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like youre owed some fuck around

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Who do I contact to rectify this debt

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[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 164 points 3 days ago (1 children)

YOU HAVEN’T EVEN SAID THANK YOU

[–] tal@lemmy.today 21 points 3 days ago

If someone is concerned about climate policy and wants people to curtail their ICE vehicle use, high fuel prices are probably going to be the only realistic way that this is gonna be exposed to the consumer (like, we probably aren't going to have an administration impose fuel rationing or something) so this is pretty good. Not only are they high, but it's also good odds that your favorite politician isn't the one taking the political hit for it. As the article points out:

In the U.S., gas prices were less than $3 per gallon before the start of the Iran war in February, and since then, the national average is now $4.14. That increase has cost Americans more than $50 billion, according to a Brown University analysis. As of this writing, the most expensive gas in America is in California, where car owners are spending as much as $5.78 per gallon. That has hurt the economy, with Americans spending a lot less money on vacations over the summer. Flights and road trips have also declined, as jet fuel costs have also been affected by the Iran war.

https://www.technologyreview.com/2026/03/26/1134677/gas-prices-electric-vehicles/

Historically, this is exactly the sort of moment that’s pushed people to reevaluate how they get around. During the oil crisis of the 1970s, Americans switched to smaller, more efficient cars in droves. It was a major opportunity for Japanese automakers, whose vehicles tended to fit this mold better than those produced by their US counterparts.

Nice, round numbers do tend to get people’s attention. Some point to $4 per gallon (which the national average is quite close to right now). At that price, the total cost of ownership for an EV is comfortably lower than the cost for a gas-powered car, even with higher electricity prices, according to data from the energy consultancy BloombergNEF.

Then again, maybe that won’t quite do the trick: One survey from Cox Automotive found that most US consumers would consider switching to an EV or hybrid if gas prices hit $6 per gallon.

Mind, I don't think that Trump is gonna get a Greenpeace or Sierra Club endorsement any time soon...

[–] rockettaco37@feddit.nu 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I’ll be grateful when he puts a gun in his mouth.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

doubt the grim reaper can killhimself,. he has people to reap

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Halfway there

Livin on a prayer

[–] tal@lemmy.today 105 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The alternative, Vance said, was accepting that “the Iranians were going to shoot at ships like crazy people.”

Vance, the Trump administration was shooting at Cuban boats to score political points less than a year ago.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 53 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The Trump regime continues to randomly blast ships out of the water half a world away with no care for who's onboard

Iran is shooting at ships in its waters

[–] Nobody@anarchist.nexus 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Double-tapping survivors. They were fishing boats, but even if they had been gun runners, that’s a war crime. Textbook definition.

[–] DaveyRocket@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Can’t be a crime if you get rid of the courts!

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 3 days ago

As I understand it, that's still happening.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 days ago

I hope he snags his dick in a zipper next time he fucks a couch.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Thank you so much to the Trump administration for raising gas prices LESS than the most he could have. That's a job we'll done. Now let's get that arch and ball room constructed!

/s

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

Supreme leader JD Zedong has spoken.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"You should be happy we haven't fucked you over even more!"

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 36 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Typical abuser behaviour.
"I only hit you once. Now thank me. THANK ME.
...
Don't make me hit you again!!!"

"th...thank you."

"Thank you, what?"

"thank you...sir?"

"AGAIN!"
"thank you, sir."

"Good peasant. Now go away and don't cause any more trouble."


I used to be a live and let live kind of person, but the last ten years has made me a "kill the evil rich and powerful people" person.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This isn't even exaggerating, he literally already had a variant of this conversation with Zelensky.

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[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago (2 children)

JD Vance should be grateful we just want him out of office.

[–] GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago

Some of us have gotten past that.

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[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He claimed that if the U.S. left the Persian Gulf, there would be “no guaranteed access to oil and gas” and that the U.S.’s Gulf Arab allies say “that would be the worst thing in the world.”

You had no reason to be there in the first place, tho

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[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago
[–] isekaihero@ani.social 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

I have a feeling no matter who the GOP runs, the democrats are going to win the 2028 election. I also think it's going to be very lopsided, like Reagan's election in 1984. The GOP will probably win Texas.

This amount of blind deaf stupidity to the issues prioritized by their voting base isn't going to end well.

I wish Bernie was younger. If Bernie was able to run in 2028 he would be the president our country needs. But he will be lucky to finish his current office at his age. The democrats will probably nominate someone dumb and we will end up with two cartoon characters running for office, and everything will keep getting worse.

[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

In case you’ve missed it, these folks are a symptom not a disease. A good portion of the populace are evil and their party is working to gerrymander and cheat harder than ever before.

[–] Bwaz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I wouldn't count on that. The GOP has the billionaire's money for campaigns, which no number of other peoples donations can match. And a ridiculous number of people get all their "information" from GOP nonstop propaganda (FOX News and other MAGA dominated networks)

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[–] rozodru@piefed.world 42 points 3 days ago

"The beatings will continue until morale improves"

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 24 points 3 days ago

Another case of 'Did you even say "thank you"?'

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago

"pray I do not alter it further"

[–] rauls5@lemmy.zip 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I am grateful that they are high, and hope they go higher, it’s the only way Americans will vote against this herd of assholes.

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I also want them to go higher because the air is cleaner when more people stop driving ICE cars.

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[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Grateful to China for using their reserves, reducing global demand by several million barrels a day.

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Not only using their reserves, it also doesn't seem like they're making demands for doing it too.

Of course they might just be waiting for the right time.

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[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

He's not wrong, someone spent a lot of money shorting oil futures to keep this shit show together. After mid terms the prices might double lol

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago

We’ve been quite successful up to this point.

Laughter

Gas, frankly, could’ve been much, much ~~higher~~ lower were it not for our efforts.

[–] glibg@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 days ago

He's right... gas prices in the States are cheap af. USA pays ~75% of the global avg price for gas: https://www.globalpetrolprices.com/USA/gasoline_prices/

its weird that this dude fucks sofa cushions.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The only reason they aren't is because we caught some OPEC countries under reporting oil inventories for at least the prior two years.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They're also pillaging the federal oil reserves.

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[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 16 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Coming from the admin that forced everyone to back into the office for literally no good reason... which surprise surprise... means we have to use cars... which use gas.... do they think we're fucking stupid or something?

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

do they think we’re fucking stupid or something?

Considering we elected them twice... Yes.

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[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

jd vance is grown up cartman on not enough ozempic

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

Yeah... But should anyone listen to a couchfucker on any level? Like, come on. I get it - his wife must find him repulsive - but it's so desperate, right?

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

Let them eat cake!

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (5 children)
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