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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

When were neck scarves ever in fashion for men.

The safe word is Jinkies.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

"If you don't know how to tie knots, tie lots". Sage advice from my Chief Bosun's Mate.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 day ago

It's wrong! The hook should have been wedged into his ass! Not under the belt!

That's why I keep my copy of The Ashley Book of Knots on the shelf next to the Kama Sutra.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Want good knots? Fuck a fisherman(woman).

[–] SourDragon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

If you meet me irl, pls throw rocks at me until I stop moving because my mind went to dogs and I legit deserve to be stoned to death for that thought.

Oh, and when I stop moving keep throwing rocks at my corpse for another ten minutes just to ensure I've truly shuffled off this mortal coil

Edit. Or just inject me with a syringe filled with apple juice. Should be fun to see what happens to me. I deserve an excruciatingly painful death, so get as creative as you wish.

[–] markjamestwn1301@scribe.disroot.org 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SourDragon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

/s on the actual murder, but no /s on the the fact that where my brain went is a horrible, terrible thing that should be hated by all

Intrusive thoughts happens to the best to us, mate. You still realise it's harmful, so you shouldn't be so hard on yourself. 🫂

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago

Oof. I wish I didn't understand that comment.