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[–] Spiv@lemmy.world 19 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Rule of thumb: don't put anything Trump-related into your body

[–] Chl0r0f0rm_Angel@sh.itjust.works 11 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Not even a joke. Who the hell hands you a DJT candy? Does anyone think that person wants you, a drug enjoyer to have a fun time?

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

It must be ironic to trip on something like that.

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 hours ago

each time i hear him im already wondering, whether I'm tripping...

[–] Chl0r0f0rm_Angel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Imagine telling people about it. "My bro and I got our hands on some of those visibly bunk Trump pressies, I literally shit myself for over an hour man. You gotta try them. The come-up feels just like covid"

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 41 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

Here's a quick explanation on why this batch of pills are dangerous and should be avoided

https://youtube.com/shorts/sGgjd_5YhmQ

Tldw: they have PMMA instead of MDMA. PMMA have the same effects that MDMA, but is stronger and toxic, and in top of that is take hours (instead of the 45/60 min) to take effect so people re dose thinking that the extasis pill was weak.

Edit: Erowid entry on PMMA https://erowid.org/chemicals/pmma/pmma.shtml

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 hours ago

Ahh different PMMA than the plastic I burn in my lab. Thought I had stumbled on a gold mine

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 13 hours ago

They have PMMA instead of MDMA

Oh..

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 26 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

As an old school club kid and raver, it was pretty rare to know right off the bat when a pill would just fucking kill you.

RATED: 0/10 - ☠️POISON☠️

(⚠️DO NOT BUY⚠️)

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 22 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

“Ravers, they come up to me with tears in their eyes and they’re crying and they’re saying ”thank you mister president for this yuge pill,” and everybody know it it the biggest most powerful pill. Bigger than Obama Hussein, bigger than lazy sleepy Joe’s pills. My pill-my pill, it might kill you if you eat it, it might make you see things that aren’t there or say things that aren’t true. My lovely beautiful sexually attractive daughter, she took this pill and she saw god. I asked if it was god with a big G god like we all know and love and she said no, it was Tezcatlipoca the great jag-u-ar god of the Mexicans. And they’re communists and criminals down there in Mexican. They don’t eat my pills. My pills they are made from pure gold that we got from Argentina. Where all the best gold comes from. And I hear all the time how great my pills are. They make you see Mexican god. They make you my beautiful daughter. Very attractive my daughter and a bit tooo old now to be dating. These pills will give you a four hour erection. Everyone gets one. An erection. Men. Women. Children. Horses. They all get the erection. Nobody’s left out. Not with my pill.”

[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Blatantly fake. There's no way Trump knows who Tezcatlipoca is, much less how to pronounce it in a sentence well enough for anyone to actually understand him

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Looks like a Flintstones vitamin.

Which I wager trump has been in more childrens mouths than those vitamins ever were.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

LOL, it has "NL" on it. Was this sourced from the Dutch (who are known to be prolific MDMA bootleggers)?

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 10 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

The firsts to put the alert on it was the Dutch authorities and were found in the Nederlands is pretty probably that they were produced there

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

ain't never stop shitting myself in public since I popped em 2 trump percs last week

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

fake, no red pills in maga world

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Well, it is Fox.

[–] BeUnique@lemmy.zip 6 points 16 hours ago

Nice of them to make a line to break it in half. That wasn't a common thing in my day.

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 5 points 15 hours ago

suppository use only

/s

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Sounds like somebody is illegally smuggling drugs to the US. When does the military bomb him?

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

If you're dumb enough to buy them, I say go for it. What's the worst that could happen?

(That's not the worst that could happen. In fact, one could say it would be an improvement.)

[–] username_1@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 16 hours ago

Sing with me: spoon full of sugar...