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[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 39 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

"Transferring 200GB of data" πŸ˜‚

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 29 points 22 hours ago

200GB of data across that connector is gonna get so hot

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago

Much lower than the number for humans.

"One sperm contains about 3.3 billion base pairs, stored in DNA. Each base pair is two bits of data, for a total of 787MB of data per sperm. With somewhere around 280 million sperm per ejaculation, that means a single load contains about 220,000 terabytes of data. That’s a lot of information to swallow. "

[–] sunrisepirate@piefed.social 18 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] pticrix@lemmy.ca 2 points 13 hours ago

He's degreasing the monkey.

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Not with that attitude

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 25 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Every video starts with trying to get it in, flipping over to try again, before succeeding on the 3rd attempt.

The extra raunchy videos might "go straight in". "USB raw"

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

You remember those drives that required 2 usb ports, one for power and one for data? Those would do well on there too.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

USB-C must have been like fantasy becoming reality for them.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 6 points 18 hours ago

Double the sex positions!

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Goddamn, the throughput on that tiny little thing

Reminds me of the robot burlesque performance on Futurama.

Hawt

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 7 points 22 hours ago

This gets better the more you look at it.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 points 16 hours ago

Ironically that would make him quite human.