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[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In contrast to me who only reads data gay off disks

[–] ODuffer@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 38 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I remember seeing a book teaching you how to read closed letters through the envelope with your willpower. Maybe they are already a level higher 😆

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Envelopes, the ultimate encryption. Just break the adhesive on the back and use a similar adhesive to reclose it. Most people don't pay attention to things, you could probably just use a gluestick lol

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bring back wax seals and signets

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ive done so before, but I rarely send letters now

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Send more letters. On fancy heavy parchment. With illuminated letters on the first line, and your signature at the end in obnoxiously large cursive preceded by seven titles of escalating pretentiousness.

It's the only way to really get their attention.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The lick-able envelopes can be opened and resealed with the steam from a kettle.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So you're saying that they're tamper proof in the US?

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Funny joke… but you do happen to be talking to a tea drinker who lives in the US… we have three kettles…

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is that what parent meant? Who doesn't have a kettle?

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

US people are traditionally supposed to rely on the microwave. Or so it goes.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 4 points 3 days ago

I mean it's not hidden just very small

[–] hypnicjerk@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

the wonderful story of henry sugar?

[–] Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

That sounds close! I did research, and the book I remember was actually written by William W. Hewitt.

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Easier to use the butterflies

[–] black0ut@pawb.social 6 points 3 days ago

C-x M-c M-butterfly

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 points 3 days ago

This is what you had to do back in the day if you were too poor to afford a CD-ROM drive for your PC.

What discs are those? I can't make out the label.

[–] Sirius006@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Can somebody tell me where the battlestar Galactica is parked? I just hope I get there in time.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The only person who probably could read a CD/DVD with their naked eye is Cyclops from X-Men. Still need his visor to control the laser's power tho.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

💿💿🥜

[–] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Didn't that teen drama Roswell High with the aliens have one of them "listen" to a cd?

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, you can listen to CDs if you put them in an audio CD player but is just awful noise

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 2 points 3 days ago

You must be thinking of cassette tapes.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I bet Spock could do that if he felt like it. He just never felt like it.