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[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That is one of the worst names I've seen...

And I say this as someone who played the US version of RollerCoaster Tycoon and saw the localization team at MicroProse renamed the Launched Freefall ride the "Whoa Belly."

[–] unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth 75 points 3 days ago (23 children)

There's a bakery close to where I live that I used to get stuff from regularly. One of the things I liked had a really cringeworthy pun as a name, though, so I just said something along the lines of "the one with ham and eggs". I regularly got asked "so one [cringeworthy pun]?" At some point I said, "yes, the one with the cringeworthy name". The employee (who seemed to be a more senior employee) said I should use the product names because it would apparently confuse the apprentices otherwise. When I said that it's just too cringeworthy she started saying things like "no one else will notice that it's cringeworthy" and going in the direction of "come on, you can do it". Well, I don't go there anymore.

EDIT: since a number of people are commenting on my use of the word "cringeworthy": for one there are a number of places where it's fairly normal to use that word (and I mean IRL), and for another this happened in a different language.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

UK here, I'd say cringeworthy is a pretty normal word. Or at least it was before kids dropped the second half of the word.

[–] unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

In my books, without the second half of the word it's a verb, and not an adjective or noun. But maybe I'm just getting old.

[–] raef@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

we had "cringy"

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

It's a verb, adjective or noun. Whatever you want it to be, it's that! A bit of everything at the same time.

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would likely do the same to be honest, Customer experience is huge when it comes to stuff like that. I don't care what your corporate overlords or your management wants. If what your management wants leads to me feeling uncomfortable spending my money there, I'm not going to spend my money there.

In my opinion, I think it's more than fair to be able to describe what you're looking for or point your finger at a menu item and have that be sufficient.

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Right? Having the employee repeat it back in their internal words is fine and tells the customer they've been heard correctly, but you don't need to make then customer jump through hoops.

Coffee shop I go to used to do the Italian thing. Then they switched to small/medium/large. They finally settled on just listing the volume on the menu.
The entire time you could just say any of them and they knew what you meant.
If they have no idea what you meant they can ask for clarification. They even have the cups right next to the register they can hold up and confirm.

Turns out not pissing people off is often as easy as "asking for clarification if needed". Also offering free espresso occasionally helps.

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Oh yeah, firm agree, like the employee should definitely be able to clarify that they understood what you wanted properly, but it shouldn't require the customer having to use whatever internal lingo that the establishment decided they wanted to call a bagel or, in your case what they wanted to call sizes of the beverage. I've actually had a similar issue with Starbucks because our somewhat local one did that and I haven't gone back since.

[–] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Well now I have to know what the pun was, if it was so bad

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Turns to kitchen: "Six fruits in a comfy, chef!"

[–] halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

joke's on them. I was assigned the name Ruth at birth, so "rooty tooty fresh n fruity" is just one of my many names in rotation

[–] modernangel@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 days ago (6 children)

When I was a kid I was low-key obsessed with Friendly's, but I refused to say "Fribble"

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

When I was a kid we had to stop eating at Friendly's cause our server was gay, I mean it's not like he told us this but my mom had an inkling. I want a cone head :(

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

That's the worst reason 💀. My mom would do the exact same thing

[–] felsiq@piefed.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is your mom still a piece of shit to this day, or have her beliefs changed with the times?

Either way I’m sorry you had to grow up around bigotry like that

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Mostly better

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

For those of us not familiar with the region you’re from: what’s Friendly’s and what’s a “Fribble”?

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[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

My first job was at friendlys, and in case you still miss them sometimes, a fribble is just a regular milkshake made with soft serve (so just soft serve, syrup, and milk).

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[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I'm more a French Toast kinda guy.

f the waffle people. bastards, all of them.

pancake folk, I don't know, just don't talk to me and we're good.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

I see you don't take any crêpe.

[–] degen@midwest.social 5 points 2 days ago

Absolutely incredible to see a 4chan rendition of a joke from the Christian comedy special "Bananas". Surprisingly less homophobic too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUoEOQMrOnQ

[–] KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 13 points 2 days ago

ihop don't fuck around. you will say the words or go hungry.

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Funny meme and all but if a restaurant decides to do this and refuses to listen to anything but the ridiculous name for the food, then I won't be eating there. You know what I want, either give it to me or we're done here. There's plenty of other restaurants and this one isn't going to miss my $10 today.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So you're saying you would not order the sploogemaster 40K?

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[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Meanwhile me at Dennys: ILL HAVE THE MOONS OVER MY HAMMY PLEASE so loud the entire restaurant can hear it

Now, have the server say it like it's actually food.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 2 days ago

You gotta say it like a cowboy while firing a six-shooter into the air hollerin' "yeehaw" afterward.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I try to never say the names places have. I totally relate to this.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

I always say them, in an obnoxiously over the top advertisy voice. I guess some people are just different 🤷🏼‍♂️

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 4 points 2 days ago
[–] Jackusflackus@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ok, I’ll take 2 eggs with toast and bacon…

[–] protist@retrofed.com 16 points 3 days ago

One _Moons Over My Hammy_®, coming up!

[–] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Say the name in a weird tone - my pick would probably be chuuni or heavily implied subtext - and make THEM embarrassed instead

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 32 points 3 days ago

They work customer service, they're all dead inside.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (4 children)

If I pointed out an item on a menu and someone asked to read a ridiculous name or loud I'd walk right out. Here in Germany I can't imagine anything like that ever happening. Don't know about the US, of course, but even there that seems far-fetched.

[–] Don_alForno@feddit.org 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

For real? German bakeries do this all the time. It's a fucking Kürbiskernbrötchen, why do they all feel like they have to invent their own bullshit influencer name for it? Chances are 9 out of 10 get them from the same factory even.

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