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Anon visits IHOP (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by MutantTailThing@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Don_alForno@feddit.org 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

For real? German bakeries do this all the time. It's a fucking Kürbiskernbrötchen, why do they all feel like they have to invent their own bullshit influencer name for it? Chances are 9 out of 10 get them from the same factory even.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sure. But if I say "ich will so eins" I'll get it.

[–] Don_alForno@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh, for sure, but I usually also get the disappointed look and the "you mean the Jens-Lehmann-Gedächtnis-Kürbisblaster-3001?" correction.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

My favourite!