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Anon visits IHOP (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by MutantTailThing@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Funny meme and all but if a restaurant decides to do this and refuses to listen to anything but the ridiculous name for the food, then I won't be eating there. You know what I want, either give it to me or we're done here. There's plenty of other restaurants and this one isn't going to miss my $10 today.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So you're saying you would not order the sploogemaster 40K?

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago

In the 41st millennium there is only splooge.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Meanwhile me at Dennys: ILL HAVE THE MOONS OVER MY HAMMY PLEASE so loud the entire restaurant can hear it