Anon didn't start the greentext with specifying how super straight he is, immersion ruined.
this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2026
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Anon could be a girl, I don't think they specified their gender. I mean, if this wasn't fake and gay, it would be weird for a small girl to get a giant man as a roommate anyways but y'know could happen.
Self described as beta, I don't think I've ever heard beta used for a woman.
As a woman I can confirm that all women identify as omicrons in terms of greek alphabet affiliation.
Nice try dude, but everyone knows there are no women on the internet.
I'm a nu
That's because it'd be redundant. /S just in case you think I'm actually mysoginistic trash
Oh, hi steve !
Real and heterosexual
This is somehow the least gay thing to come from 4chan
Yeah, its the repression that makes the other ones more gay
Are they just openly gay now? Is that the new thing?
Now?
op is not woman
Anon never said they're a woman.
Also, don't forget the rule: there's no women on the internet
cooking isn't feminine; it's like basic self-care. every man should cook.
i don't care if this is a joke. it's fun to fuck with people on social media but at least show some class and promote healthy attitudes.
as a guy who can cook and clean but enjoys neither, I do wish I had a healthier approach to both
Nothing is sexier than an adult who can take care of them self. It's a low bar however it's damn good standard.
I don't know, if it were only up to me and my male friends we would be grilling every day.
First off, fake.
Second, gay.
Third, yes stay the house-partner anon, sounds like you guys have a good thing going. Idiot.
Anon asks the internet if they’re allowed to consent to a dynamic that works for them
Anon has a fantasy.
Doesn’t matter, had sex.
Ahh to have a femboy housewife
ik what they should do next: get forcefemmed