this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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Anon didn't start the greentext with specifying how super straight he is, immersion ruined.
Anon could be a girl, I don't think they specified their gender. I mean, if this wasn't fake and gay, it would be weird for a small girl to get a giant man as a roommate anyways but y'know could happen.
Self described as beta, I don't think I've ever heard beta used for a woman.
As a woman I can confirm that all women identify as omicrons in terms of greek alphabet affiliation.
Nice try dude, but everyone knows there are no women on the internet.
I'm a nu
That's because it'd be redundant. /S just in case you think I'm actually mysoginistic trash
Oh, hi steve !