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[–] mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I wonder if Google does this on purpose to get clicks on social media.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 3 points 5 hours ago

Yes they do. It was a long time ago they had any soul and wanted to actually make users feel good. A sense of humor requires a positive human spirit, something their corporation doesn't have.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Probably someone searching the question and then using the Dev tools to edit the HTML

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 11 points 11 hours ago

I'm guessing its the "I'm alone with x", but yeah it sort of does, mine wasn't as funny.

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[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Echinoderm@aussie.zone 6 points 8 hours ago

Find a way out of the room... is the window a valid option?

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 16 points 13 hours ago

Holy shit it’s real

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 11 points 12 hours ago

actual good advice, wow

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 10 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 1984@lemmy.today 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The cameras was turned off. Nice suicide...

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

he got suicided

[–] urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Why did NPR respond to you?

[–] killea@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

They have started listing "sources" next to some of the info gemini spits out. I love cause it reminds of all the forum posts I can't find anymore cause they fuckin destroyed the internet.

[–] Sibshops@feddit.cl 6 points 12 hours ago

I'm glad you got out safely. 😮‍💨

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 12 hours ago

Considering he is only trained in Aikido, I'll criticize any advice he has on karate, judo, or kung fu.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Reads pretty similarly to advice for when you've gotten too close to a bear 😄

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

I tried it again afterwards and it gave me "don't make any sudden movements and don't run" as one of the tips at the bottom!

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

DO: Ask him to perform Strut