I wonder what would happen if he ordered something in a glass jar.
"I'm sorry, I can't eat pickles because the container reminds me of that one video with a man and a jar...."
this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2026
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"I'm sorry, I can't eat horse meat. It reminds me of the video of a guy enjoying horse meat"
Or ordered something with one cup.
That waterfall put Niagara Falls to shame.
Completely fake; no women on the internet.
Completely gay, as no vagina present
Next time just order it with naan.
Reminds me of shit smeared diapers.
My favourite!
"I can't eat that, it reminds me of the video with the guy with the puffy scabs all over the body"
Meanwhile, i'd be happy to eat this:
Sorry, I have Trypophobia.
If you’d tie your shoes correctly, you wouldn’t have to worry.
It's definitely a day to read this.
She couldn’t find any like-minded goblins to date and had to dip into the normal-people dating pool?
Good chances he approached her first.
"maggot invested gums"
Maybe take me to the Indian restaurant instead of him. I'd love to see the maggot infested gums video.
I barf’d
His loss.
Someone link to the video
Kids these days, the bit from The Lost Boys it'a been done elsewhere.
That's not barfy. Where's the real video?
Get an *arr...