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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon makes conversation (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 76 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I wonder what would happen if he ordered something in a glass jar.
"I'm sorry, I can't eat pickles because the container reminds me of that one video with a man and a jar...."

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 3 days ago

"I'm sorry, I can't eat horse meat. It reminds me of the video of a guy enjoying horse meat"

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Or ordered something with one cup.

[–] X@piefed.world 6 points 3 days ago

That waterfall put Niagara Falls to shame.