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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon makes conversation (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 85 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Next time just order it with naan.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me of shit smeared diapers.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 11 points 3 days ago

My favourite!

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"I can't eat that, it reminds me of the video with the guy with the puffy scabs all over the body"

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, i'd be happy to eat this:

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sorry, I have Trypophobia.

[–] X@piefed.world 12 points 3 days ago

If you’d tie your shoes correctly, you wouldn’t have to worry.