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[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Dihydrogenmonoxide is nasty stuff

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 24 points 2 days ago

It's the same stuff that destroyed the Titanic!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This dihydrogen-monoxide stuff is 100% deadly, it doesn't just make you pee.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This data is based on studies where it was given to rats in insanely large quantities. Taken in moderation it can be enjoyed safely.

[–] boonhet@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Still guaranteed to die eventually after consuming it

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago
[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lies. Peeing is the source of all liquid. After the environment cleans it up, we are compelled to drink the "water" to maintain equilibrium and keep the earth from flooding.

[–] TarantulaFudge@startrek.website 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The real secret is drinking organic water straight from the hose.

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

B...but data center drinks so much more why doesn't it pee?

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I heard 100% of dead people had it in their bloodstream during their autopsy

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

Kink shaming is my kink!

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pee is just filtered blood, so technically all blood contains pee (plus other stuff)

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

No, pee is a component of semen, thats why it's stored in the balls. It's there awaiting final preparation when needed and excess pee is ejected when the balls get too full.

[–] KernelTale@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

Same but I still hate when I have to pee for the week, so I have to lube my urethra otherwise it hurts.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 1 points 2 days ago

It's probably sarin.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It’s the H2O stored in the balls.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

that's why girls need pads and tampons, they can't hold their pee

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Someone else in these comments mentioned blood is just pee, plus some other stuff. So this all tracks.

[–] nycvin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

It's got electrolytes