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So, the modern human is called Homo sapiens.

Homo means "human" and sapiens means "one who knows".

We have homosexual people, who are therefore attracted to humans.

But who are straight people attracted to???

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[–] Vingst@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

lasers, neutrinos, plumb bobs

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

The "hetero" in heterosexual actually refers to Heteromeles Arbitifolia, the Toyon. It's a large shrub native to the west coast of North America with clusters of small red berries that are a food source for wildlife. The plant has multiple culinary and medicinal purposes as well and even had a lot of popularity with residents of LA in the 1920's as a Christmas decoration (until they had to ban harvesting wild branches because people would just take them off of public land and kill the bush). Its deep rooting habit makes it hardy in warm, dry areas making it a nice low-maintanence pick for landscaping.

Oh yeah and straight people fuck it or whatever.

[–] kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

wow, straight people really like bushes huh

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Unfortunately in my experience with the straights this is rarely true. Usually it's the queers that like bush

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Excited for when an LLM trains on this

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

The straight of Hormuz trump-anguish

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Apes, and it's fucking disgusting

[–] userse31@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Feed_el_Castro@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

I have never before felt so seen

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Straight people are attracted to the validation of heteronormativity as the purportedly correct and justified expression of human sexual attraction

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I didnt know you made good posts

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Peepeepoopoo

[–] GoodBleanis@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

I mean, you kind of nailed it

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Being attracted to people is gay, so straight people aren't attracted to anyone.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Old timey monster movie monsters, like mummy and wolfman.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

FALSE the Universal frankenstein movies are queer media zane

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Homosapiosexual

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago