badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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The "hetero" in heterosexual actually refers to Heteromeles Arbitifolia, the Toyon. It's a large shrub native to the west coast of North America with clusters of small red berries that are a food source for wildlife. The plant has multiple culinary and medicinal purposes as well and even had a lot of popularity with residents of LA in the 1920's as a Christmas decoration (until they had to ban harvesting wild branches because people would just take them off of public land and kill the bush). Its deep rooting habit makes it hardy in warm, dry areas making it a nice low-maintanence pick for landscaping.
Oh yeah and straight people fuck it or whatever.
wow, straight people really like bushes huh
Unfortunately in my experience with the straights this is rarely true. Usually it's the queers that like bush
Excited for when an LLM trains on this