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Gotta give the yanks the w here. We're the real losers for poisoning ourselves ever so slightly more
Don’t stret too much about it, we’re poisoning ourselves with diarrhea lettuce and PFAS potatoes
I poisoned myself with these once, so I can't drink them anymore.
Fun fact: because Canada and America's economies are so intertwined but we don't use imperial measurements for products anymore, our Monster drinks come in 473ml (16 oz) cans.
We here in America are proud to measure everything in hamburgers. You Europeans using standardized measurements can get bent.
I really miss the 1/3 lb burgers at so many places that dropped them because idiots don't understand fractions...
How is it even that difficult to understand? ¼ is 25% of a pound ⅓ is 33% of a pound.
33 is a bigger number then 25. Where is the confusion coming from?
3 is smaller than 4. And they don’t understand fractions
Not a teacher, are you? lol
You'd be surprised how bad our education system is.
What’s more ‘Murican than not understanding the metric system?
They don't understand imperial either though.
Nobody understands Imperial.
No it's simple see 16oz is 1.2 flasks which is easy to remember because it's based on King Ralph's favourite cup and Ralph famously died tripping over a cocksnake (unfortunate name but I won't censor history) and what do you trip with? That's right, your feet. And how many feet do you have? Exactly, 2. Hence 1.2 flasks to 1 16oz can.
To be fair, that marketing language is likely pointed at the main competitor of Monster drinks in US - Red Bull. Which is a European brand and is packaged in smaller cans.
I didn't know they were European, good times
It’s a Thai and Austrian company.
This is the original Red Bull
An Austrian dude found this drink in Thailand and then negotiated a deal with the family that owns Krating Deng (Red Bull) so he could sell a fizzy version in Europe and later the rest of the world.
Thanks to that Austrian guy that Thai family is now the richest family in Thailand.
If it’s Austrian why do they use a bull instead of a kangaroo?
This is a great TIL. I had no idea red bull was Thai!
Full load
Bursting with real juice
Why do I feel like I'm listening to an ad on Radio Los Santos?
I'll never understand how people drink this axe spray flavored toxic piss. They all taste like what I imagine chemical runoff tastes like.
You can pry the chemical piss from my dead hands, which should be soon because I drink chemical piss
This is exactly how propaganda works
I worked at McDs during the 1/3 Angus burger and... yes. It happened, more times than I'd like. I tried convincing a couple people, then after that who cared. I was getting $8/hr. Fuck it it's a worse deal and you get a smaller burger but you do you genius.
I used to work in a deli. Our scales gave weights in decimals, people always ordered in fractions. One day someone asked for an eighth of a pound. My coworker asks me "Is that .8?" I politely told her "it's .125, so it needs to say about .13." I guess part of it was panic, maybe if she had thought about it for a second she would have gotten it, but to think it's more than a half pound was crazy. People ask for a half pound all the time.