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[–] Furbag@pawb.social 42 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Call your championship title the World Series.

Don't invite the rest of the world.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

A substantial number of baseball's all-stars, in Major League Baseball, are not from the US. It's a popular enough sport elsewhere, but the best players tend to want to come to the US to play. About 25% of the players are foreign.

Same with basketball, which hasn't had an American MVP in 8 years. About 30% of the players are foreign.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sure but that's true of a lot of football leagues too.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Most other leagues don't call their own championships/titles the "world" anything. American Major League Baseball explicitly calls its finals the World Series. The American NBA calls its winners the World Champions.

For those two sports and leagues, it's a pretty solid argument that those are the best players and coaches in the world at those sports, where the American leagues attract the absolute best talent.

It's harder to make that argument for soccer leagues around the world, though.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Being from a country and playing a sport in the country they immigrated to doesn't mean the country they came from is big into that sport...
What you're saying is like saying "many who like this very US specific food are not from the US, so that means that food is common outside the US."
How do you not see the idiocy of that?

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 4 points 4 days ago

I saw comments unironically saying last year was a true "world" series because the Blue Jays were in it.

[–] kevincox@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Excuse me! Canada won it last year.

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Once we annex the U.S we'll have to change the name.

[–] habitualcynic@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Go Canada, but they lost last year.

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[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Call them both football, even though one is obviously hand egg.

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I’ve heard it called “Pig Skin” before.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

or gridiron

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

... well, there is that one brief moment they use a foot /s

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There are actually two. Maybe three, if you separate FGs and extra points.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

4: Kickoff, field goal, extra point, and punt.

Though kickoff is the only one where an entire legal play can occur without hands touching the ball, since the others require a deep snap from the center.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

guess who called it soccer first? it wasnt america

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I bet Frank Reynolds is good at hand egg.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 42 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

Invent a sport

Export it to all your colonies

Have them all kick your arse at it every season

#winning

Edit: crickets, guys. I'm very clearly talking about cricket

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Kick this sheep's bladder around or I'll punch your wives again!

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 22 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The Australian version is: Invent new sport. No one else in the world is insane enough to play it.

Personally I would like to participate in the motorcycle chariot race, but then again I'm a Californian Redneck so basically an Aussie alternative.

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 1 points 3 days ago

Idk the Irish do a decent job of it and quite often hand us our arses at it as well

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[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Hot take from an American: American football actually fucking sucks big time and is incredibly MAGA coded these days.

People supporting a sport that 90% of former professional players acquire CTE are fucking morons. Especially given how many young kids get into this shit in highschool, and get CTE and become absolute pieces of shit because of it.

Its baffling this sport and sports with similar problems are still popular, let alone the most popular ones in the US.

[–] Neocorporation@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (6 children)

All I remember about American Football was how fucking slow the pace of the game was compared to literally every other mainstream sport. It was definitely designed for a fat ass country.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You dont want to watch 20 minutes total of game play, 974 ads, 40 minutes of dudes squatting in a line, 20 minutes of B-roll and 60 minutes of random people in the crowd, every week for several weeks, while also needing to pay 5-7 services to catch all of your favorite team's games?

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Gotta have time to talk, drink, take a piss, get a snack, argue about the last play, etc.

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[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Highschool? Everyone i knew got in in elementary or middle school. Those who tried to start in highschool never even touched the field

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[–] mobyduck648@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm surprised the US never found a love for rugby, it's a brilliant sport to play and spectate but it tends to be a fair bit less dangerous to its players than American football. There's various reasons but the lack of protective gear is a factor people talk about a lot ironically.

Interestingly go far back enough in time and they evolved from a common ancestor, but nowadays there's little to unite them other than fact they're both full-contact ball sports.

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 days ago

If the US side is referring to baseball they lose all the time on the world stage

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Baseball_Classic

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 5 days ago (4 children)
[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)

The name football comes from England I thought, where they called any game played on foot football as opposed to being on horseback or some shit. So rugby was football. The U.S. version of such also was known as football. Hence why Australia also calls Australian Rugby, football or footy.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

The word Soccer comes from England, too. It's a Britishized version of "association football" with a typical R appended.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 5 days ago (4 children)

In that case, tennis is football, volleyball is football, bowling is football, snooker is football (or perhaps footballs?)

You've open Pandora's box of football!

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

So it's all football?

Always has been.

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[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 1 points 3 days ago

You’ve given the basis for ‘soccer’, which is an abbreviation for association football or footballer as I understand.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In Australia we play footy, and we also play a different game called rugby

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[–] 2pNza@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Or move to really small country like Luxembourg, Malta, Andora and be a country representative player

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