They could've just left him in the cart, taped it shut. But, noooooooo!
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Are we pretending like he wouldn't have ordered the tacos and coke to be poured into his little hovel with him?
i love how they just put a standing trump silhouette rotated 90degrees, and from now this is how he canonically sleeps.
This infographic is inaccurate: the airport employee should be pictured struggling to pull the cart, not casually walking.
Also, it's orange, not red.
Why is Trump that skinny in the infographic?
It’s a good thing they haven’t made missiles to sense oversized shitted-in diapers, or he’d have really been in trouble
The tacos are of course a layer of protection, because if a would-be assassin decides to have a snack, they'll be hit with instant explosive diarrhoea, thanks to a defence contact with Taylor Farms.
He's like a squid, in the face of danger he blows out a cloud of shit to cover his escape.
Just to clarify, the shit clouds come out of his mouth right?
I know it's not supposed to be a realistic scale but I'm wondering why they have drawn Donvict Drumpf so, ahem, 'thin'?
Your screen isn't large enough for them to draw him proportionally.
That should be McDonald's, not tacos on top. The taco is already on the bottom.
Out of the loop: what's the background story here?
Trump, faced with possible threat of assassination, was smuggled to a different plane by hiding in a catering cart
He left some of his closest advisors on the decoy plane
He is so very tactful I can't imagine how he delivered the news.
Waves tiny hands "Some of you may have to die to ensure that I live..."
In reality, he didn't tell them shit and they thought he was on the plane with them.
LMAO