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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Trump will sign an executive order stating that the old gallon no longer exists and it's being replaced by the Trump Gallon which is merely a rebranding of a liter. There are about 3.8 liters are in a gallon. Trump will crow "I have made gas cheaper than any president in history!"

Also - the EO will state that using the spelling "litre" is a capital crime.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're on the lathe today.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Might as well call yourself fucking god with the way these things manifest into reality

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It won't be a liter, it will be an irrational number fraction of a liter

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It'll be something really stupid like 47 ounces because he's the 47th president or something.

[–] hungrybread@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Gotta think bigger than that. It'll be pinned in relation to gas. Imagine Gallon 2 = number of ounces of gas you can buy for $1.47. Maybe $2.50 .

And gas will still be $4 per Trump Gallon

Pictured: 55 Trump Gallon hat kitty-cri-texas

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

You may have to pay 20 dollars a gallon, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make. farquaad-point

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

But the US already has nuclear weapons?

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Everything will go up, not just gasoline

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

$20/gallon gas could probably denuclearize the USA.