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Trump will sign an executive order stating that the old gallon no longer exists and it's being replaced by the Trump Gallon which is merely a rebranding of a liter. There are about 3.8 liters are in a gallon. Trump will crow "I have made gas cheaper than any president in history!"
Also - the EO will state that using the spelling "litre" is a capital crime.
You're on the lathe today.
Might as well call yourself fucking god with the way these things manifest into reality
It won't be a liter, it will be an irrational number fraction of a liter
It'll be something really stupid like 47 ounces because he's the 47th president or something.
Gotta think bigger than that. It'll be pinned in relation to gas. Imagine Gallon 2 = number of ounces of gas you can buy for $1.47. Maybe $2.50 .
And gas will still be $4 per Trump Gallon