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Chuds who think "Islamo Socialism" are a thing should be placed in a gulag and never let out.
Qaddafi's green book?
Chuds don't think of it like that, what they believe is that we (communists, leftists) are actively working with organizations like ISIS to establish a communist Islamic theocracy
I know I know, I was mostly joking, chuds don't think of it like that because chuds don't think
Woke: White, dorky, colourful. An easy introduction to the series. Crowd-pleaser.
Woke II: Spicier, more action-filled. Introduces new protagonists like the islamo-communists. Loses many of the fans of the first one, but they were fake fans anyway. The dark gritty one of the series, and eventually a cult favourite.
Wok3: The series goes off the rails. The protagonists fight a civil war where everyone either drives a tank or has an anti-tank rifle with "fuck tanks though" scribbled on it. There are cameos from every kind of celebrity you would never expect. There is a 40-minute long scene in which bedtimes and work schedules are debated. In the end, the bad guys win (or do they?)
IVoke: Released 20 years after Wok3 with a different director and new writers, and is instantly the most controversial one. Writers figured there wasn't a lot of plot threads that could be saved from the last installment, so they tried something completely different. Post-apocalyptic setting with talking dolphins and octopuses and aliens, because why not. There is a romance subplot between a dolphin and an alien that is never resolved.
Woke: Day Zero: "Soft reboot" released just one year after IVoke that retcons the last one as well as making all the protagonists white humans again. Soundtrack by Limp Bizkit
Soundtrack by Limp Bizkit
Trailer features a shot of tank treads under "rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin"
Camera pans up to a red and black flag
Announcer: THEY'RE BACK
I like Woke IV the most because it is just clearly just a Posadist world. Also because there are alot of hitchhikers guide to the galaxy jokes.
I'm looking forward to seeing Eggers' The VVoke
Woke: Day Zero
They couldn't even name their shitty movie W0ke. But what else do you expect from a shitty reboot that's only there to cash in on Woke nostalgia?
Really don't know what they were thinking with the Contrapoints cameo in IVoke
IVoke
It's it pronounced four-oke or evoke?
You can be gay and still wish death upon America. Come on, Ben. Use your brain.
I'm increasingly confused about what woke 2.0 means can we please rollback to 1.5.4 (STABLE)
All my mods are still stuck on woke 0.1.6
Beta woke :kelly:
If this works get ready for liberals to invent a Tankie 2.0 in the near future.
Tankie Evolved
you know you've gotta stop using terms when Ben Garrison picks them up. Anyone you hear say "woke 2" seriously moving forward should be stoned
I like how everything woke 2 represents in this picture is what they all were complaining about during their mythical “woke 1.”
It's so funny, and by funny I meant blatantly racist, the way Mamdani and El-Sayed only ever talk about affordability and not wasting money on violence but every caricature is Death to America. I looked high and low for that 2 panel meme that's all "together, we can make the city safe for our children" and hitlerlover88 is going tweeting all fuuuuuck noooooo!!!
"I want the community to know that I intend to be a lion for rights. When somebody's coming for you, I intend to stand in the cut to protect you," El-Sayed told Pride Source ahead of the primary, promising unequivocal support for LGBTQ+ rights even when unpopular. His public health background informs his commitment to protecting trans health specifically. "The Trump administration has tried to weaponize government against LGBTQ+ folks in a space that I know really well, which is health. My hope is to use my specific expertise in the Senate to make sure that I'm undoing a lot of the worst things that the Trump administration has done when it comes to targeting LGBTQ+ health."
And I'm just seeing that AOC is no longer with her fiance, that's what this whole thing is about. It's just so weird because El-Sayed has been married for 20 years.
Anti-white Islamo-socialism
Death to AmeriKKKa
I think we found our presidential candidate my comrades!
Is woke 1.0 ginger because AIC was dating that redhead guy
Wole III
:(
Can someone provide a coherent non-Hasan adjacent analysis of what Woke 2 is?
Woke 2 is abandoning at least 95% of all the issues right wing (including libs, of course) identified as “woke” only to have the same critics still call the remaining <5% “woke”
This is really throwing me for a loop. So defund the police and folx is Woke 1, and Woke 2 is keep police funding 95% the same and folks? And the right wing thinks the latter is tantamount to communism?
I mean yeah that tracks, but… what the hell does Woke 2 mean to the average American barista?
Woke 2 was briefly "woke 1 but not cringe" but it quickly became "woke 1 but without the things I personally consider too far left"
Oh okay, so no student loan forgiveness but this time with no kente cloth?!
It’s a combination of the right’s response to anti-zionism and the support for palestine being “the people you’re trying to save would kill you for being gay” and the support for Mamdani, and specifically in this slop El-Sayed.
Episode 2: Woke Strikes Back
Somehow, the woke returned…
What in the hell is going on with AES’ right hand?
Is that supposed to be Mamdani on the right?
The CWs from the first time this was posted to c/slop were pretty good
anti-white
Oh sure. Racism is fine but you nazis all cry when minorities return the favor? Eye for a fucking eye, asshole. Welcome to justice 101.
Can't even paint a hand smh.
Also death to America any day