Is there any way to make the monument noisy as fuck and wildly carcinogenic for those living nearby?
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2026
304 points (99.0% liked)
Not The Onion
22244 readers
1087 users here now
Welcome
We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!
The Rules
Posts must be:
- Links to news stories from...
- ...credible sources, with...
- ...their original headlines, that...
- ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”
Please also avoid duplicates.
Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, ableist, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.
And that’s basically it!
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
wildly carcinogenic
Background noise for Texas.
So... a noisy cybertruck?
I'm thinking more like tungsten carbide wind chimes with a plutonium-gallium core in each chime. It could flash blue.
Who wants to fuck with Elon Musk?
Kalshi odds are saying most people think Elon's hoping for the answer to be "children."
Who cares what a shitty gambling site "says"?
You seem to have missed the joke.
You screwed your joke by unnecessarily attaching it to a brand and making it look like an ad.
Or it was a simple layered joke making fun of both Elon's pedophilia and that things that fucked up are actually allowed on those shit gambling sites.
settle down yall
Well, it's the aggregated opinion of people who use the site. Kalshi doesn't set the price; people making the bets set the price based on the odds others are willing to accept.
There's a sampling bias for sure, but since the odds given for this bet are based on how much people are willing to pay for that bet, this gives a very good approximation for how people actually feel about something.
It actually ends up being more reliable than most opinion polls in that way.
Besides the fact they nobody knows what is being done behind the scenes to ensure results are (or aren't) fair, using a sample of individuals that are all attempting to play the system against each other deeply and irreparably biases the data.
On top of that, jokes like the one I responded to and comments like yours only serve to legitimize a "service" thats sole purpose is to squeeze every penny from its users. It doesn't provide anything beneficial to anyone but its owners.
"gambling"
There are so many psychos in America, hard to pick one. I would rather send Sam Altman a message, I believe he is the sickest of all of them.
That's wild. Sam Altman sucks but he's tame compared to others
I think you haven't heard the interview where he talks about the "suicide" of one of his employees:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suchir_Balaji
Watch this interview:
https://www.reddit.com/r/OpenAI/comments/1o9ewpv/sam_altman_discusses_the_mysterious_death_of_his/
I didn't say he wasn't evil. But Peter Thiel exists.
Alex Karp.
That's a weird way to profit off of class angst
How about something visible from space so it shows up when flown over and more importantly, when satellite maps are updated.
Grasses / trees planted in a shape or phrase would be cool.
A statue of someone putting their whole head up their own ass would be good
A meme almost as old as the Internet, yet still worthy of Musk:
I thought a limp starship would be cool
According to the Lancet reckless indiscriminate cuts to USAID is directly responsible for 14 million deaths.
Including millions of children. Elon Musk has killed literally millions of children.
In my opinion, Musk is so worthless, that he doesn't deserve any sort of monument or anything of that sort. I've known so many losers! Do they get a monument? Naaah, they're just the butt of gossip and that's the end of it.
I know Musk is more damaging, but stuff like this is excessively ineffective at changing anything.
If you want public art, we can actually fund timeless art.
Cards Against Humanity might as well be run by the Onion.
Every time I think of Musky, I always think about the time Musky got bullied off the internet. Always cheers me up.
CAH and The Onion are bound to have a merger one of these days.
Donated.
I'm just gonna start fucking downvoting censors
The text isn't censored
Instead, you should just read the text. And downvote all posts that have text only in an image.