the sound of a raw steak that's ready for pension being pushed through a juicer-rfk voice
"I don't mind it taking a bit longer if it means it's a bit more stiff. But don't make a highpriest of papa Nurgle wait too long now."
this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2026
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Holy shit that text is his voice
i heard he got that misphonic voice due to eating contaminated hippo meat in south america.
To be completely fair, what are the fucking chances?
I, uh... what?
He's got a history with eating raccoon penises.
So we dump water on his head, clean water, and the parasite comes out?
I saw it happen with a praying mantis recently.
Might be more of a Wrath Of Khan type situation
We dump holy water on his head, then it spins around three times, he starts levitating, then he vomits all the moths that hatched from the brain worms.
demon worms, that make sense now. he also looks the alien in MEN IN BLACK.
He kind of looks like the grinch.
The grinch who stole medicine.
I can see him driving his van all the way up that hill in the middle of the night and dumping all those syringes off a cliff.
Might take a little more, but I'm pretty sure its never been tried, so why not give it a go?
It needs to be holy water. Just boil the hell out of it.
Worst case scenario is that he gets a bath. Interesting scenario, he drowns to death cause he can’t survive in water that’s not rancid.
What in the actual fuck?
Now that's pure comedy right there.
Now me go peepee. Me maybe lucky me do peepeepoopoo