Best $30 spent at the movies.
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Every time I go on a date in the movies, I get the popcorn and cut a hole in the bottom so my penis can be in there for them to find as a surprise. This was especially exciting during those years when I was a woman.
So when you were a woman did you stick something through the hole to act as a penis analogue or what?
No I did literally nothing to alter my appearance besides wear women's clothing. Still stayed at the women's homeless shelter in Portland. I wasn't even the only one with a beard, though mine was much more illustrious at three feet long.
Umm wtf?
There is plenty left on the floor in that picture
if i pay for a fucking cinema ticket why is it normalized that they air 20 minutes of ADS, i PAID for the movie fuck off
Why not go a little later?
I went in like 15min late, there was no-one to inspect my ticket so it felt criminal to let myself in but I went in regardless and had a good time, saw only two ads though
With my luck, specifically that screening will be ad-free and I'll miss a lot.
I could swear there was a short time when the movie actually started at the time specified and they just played the ads earlier.
That's how I remember it growing up
Yeah, I always show up when the movie actually starts. I know that AMC lists the actual start time along with the showing time. This usually happens on accident anyway, my friends are always late to show up to carpool anyways
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Must restrain self.... eats half the popcorn... god that's salty AF but so good... Drinks 1/2 gallon of soda...
breaks the seal before the movie starts, followed by one trip half way through and my right leg tapping during the climax and busting out to the bathroom 10 sec into the credits.
Movies over 2h gotta have a halftime to go pee and buy more popcorn
I love our little local indie cinema. Super comfy recliners, they don't deliver your food until after it starts. And the food is fucking soooo good. We got huge (gotta be over 2 lbs) of nachos with chicken, pico, cheese, avocado, for $14. Between the two of us we couldn't finish it.
Fuuuuuck I need to hunt another one down. We had one in a mall and concessions and tickets were cheap as hell. The mall was DEAD though, like 5 stores left even open anymore, so they closed too.
Before The Movie 2
Return of the ads
Because it takes at least HALF A FUCKING HOUR FROM START TIME TO THE ACTUAL MOVIE
Me paying a premium to watch a movie in a cinema: Still have to watch 30min of ads, expensive drinks and snacks, have annoying subs in my language, no leg space.
Me downloading a movie and watch it on my beamer: No ads, pause whenever I want, cheap drinks and snacks, nice English subs, comfortable couch with endless leg space, no one complaining when I take a bump of cocain to counter the alcohol.
Yeah but unlike the cinema, at home there's no random old dude trying to give you a handjob whether you want one or not.
I've never had that happen to me. Where can I find the cinema where this old dude goes to, and what kind of movies does he like? Asking for a friend.
I don't think we're talking about the same kind of theater
Yeah, you eat all the snacks during the previews so you don't make excessive noise and disturb others during the actual film
How i wish people would do that. Last 2 movies I went to was one hour of extremely loud munching noises.
Potato Chips and Corn Nuts are fantastic snacks everyone should eat during the movie...
Especially if you wash them down with a nearly empty drink using a straw.
I'll see my way out.
Shake the ice around to make more liquid. Just give it a real good swirl. Then stab at the ice with the straw so it makes that horny goose noise.
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Its OK though, youll have a whole cinema performance to distract you from your popcornless existence.
The popcorn exists solely to get you through the adverts.
IMAX is a fucking scam. I want a 30% refund for every IMAX ticket I've ever bought.
during commercials at the movies
Peak capitalism: pay overpriced movie tickets and still have to endure commercials
I used to go to a movie theatre that made their own skits to play before a movie would start. They'd take public domain movies, yank about 3 minutes out of it and dub them with corny dialog.
Man... I miss that place. 10000% beats commercials and the same exact trailer design for every single movie preview.
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Then you spend the rest of the movie with greasy, gritty fingers, an odd taste in your mouth, and a wayward kernel stuck between your teeth.
No thanks; I keep my popcorn eating to home movie watching, where I can pause to wash my hands, refill the snack tray, and floss my teeth if needed.
I haven't watched a movie in a theatre in over ten years. I don't plan on breaking that streak anytime soon.
but is there ... other reasons than your hate of cinema? when was the last time u been to the gym friend?
The fuck does the gym have to do with a movie theater?! How the actual fuck did you go form A to Q like that.
What are you all doing watching ads in cinema xD
Either I am 20 minutes late or I don't come. I refuse to be on time - I am here for a movie, not ad stream xD
This is soooooo me.
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