Fake news! He didn't even call him a "Googly-Eyed Chud"
He called him a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch".
And a "blatantly incompetent chud"
this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2026
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Lordy, this is good - someone call the burn unit to rescue Patel:
Stewartson celebrated the final order, which referenced his comment in a footnote. “I’d like to commend the judge for including ‘googly-eyed Kremlin bitch’ in his ruling,” Stewartson wrote on X Tuesday.
“PSA: Now that my case is settled, you are free to refer to @FBIDirectorKash as a ‘chud,’ a ‘googly-eyed Kremlin bitch,’ and a ‘traitor’ without fear of legal repercussions!” he wrote in another post.
This was Patel's doing and now he'll be remembered on the legal docket for this - to say nothing about his continuous humiliation in social networking platforms and the media.
I particularly liked that he didn't call him a "googly eyed kremlin bitch" until a response to the courts from a Nevada ruling in Patels favor for $250k against the guy, as he seemed to dismiss that ruling because the journalist had no ties with Nevada.
Between this one, Vance, Kirk & Shapiro I have no idea what size anybody’s facial features are anymore.
TIHI
#scarred4lyfe
The judge took one look at little Kash and dismissed the suit.
"Your honor...look at him."
Gestures towards chud's face.
We got all this...like...evidence that this guy didn't even pay his hospital bill.
Following President Donald Trump’s lead, Patel has filed six defamation lawsuits against journalists in just seven years. Patel recently filed a $250 million lawsuit against The Atlantic for reporting on his excessive drinking at work.
More to come!
My body is ready for discovery on the excessive drinking claims. What a dumb googly-eyed traitor.
Do yourself a favor and click the article to see the picture at the top, it's funny
For those allergic to website cancer:
Dude if he gets an Honorable in front of his name we all get to be Popes if we want
Somebody please upload this to mediawiki commons, so it can become the literal photo of "googlie eyed chud" in the encyclopedia
If you didn't know who he was, you'd assume it was some SNL skit.
Oh Jesus. Did our reality get mixed with a reality that carries on like a SNL skit? Are all of our current problems, problems that would be funny in a skit, but not in our reality?
Oh fuck. It makes sense now. It's why Trump and everyone who follows him seems to be unrealistically corny and stupid. To stupid to function, but somehow has total power? SNL reality has melded with our reality.
I mean, SNL has had quite a few "skits" in which they literally just reread the transcripts. Famous example would be Matt Damon's reprisal of Coach Kavanaugh's senate confirmation rant
god.dammit.
Therefore he is legally a googly-eyed chud.
You can’t fool me. I can tell from a mile away that’s a fake beard! 👌
The whole article is even better. There’s so many more creative insults in there
When discovery is just more creative insults the plaintiff hasn't yet been called
LOL! Good. :D
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lol