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people from stockholm call everything that's outside of the city spenaten, "the spinach".

In Romanian it's „unde și-a înțărcat dracul copiii” which means "where the Devil weaned his children".

American English has “Buttfuck, Idaho”, possibly substituting more polite names, and/or other equally sparsely populated states. If it’s abroad, it becomes Buttfuckistan or some equivalent.

Not sure about a British equivalent, but I’ve seen “Invernowhere” used in a Scottish context (there’s probably a swearier version this was bowdlerised from), and Dylan Thomas named an imaginary Welsh town Llareggub (read it backwards).

In belgian french, we have "Outsiplou-les-Bains-de-Pieds". Made up town name that both sounds funny and too long to actually exist, but the Outsiplou part kind of means "listen if it's raining" in walloon. And "Perpète-les-Oies". Which you could translate to "Far-away Geese", which is plain gibberish but sounds like a lot of real places in France. There's plently of variations but they mostly try to invent a name that sounds like a stereotypical countryside village name.

In Polish we've got "gdzie psy dupami mi szczekają" or where dogs bark with their assess.

In Spain we have "en el quinto pino": in the fifth pine, and "estoy a tomar por saco", which badly translates to "to go get fucked in a bag".

In Québec, we say "Saint Clin-Clin De meuh-meuh"; "Saint", because a lot of towns here are named after a Saint, "Clin-Clin" because of another expression "ti-clin" which means some random person, so "Clin-Clin" means a random Saint, and "des meuh-meuh" because a lot of towns here have some kind of suffix like "des Saults", or "de Brandon", so "des meuh-meuh" (like moo-moo) is the sound a cow makes, and I guess it sounds rural or something. Also, when we talk about somewhere very far away, we say "au diable vert" "at the green devil"; not sure about the origin of this expression, though.

In Danish you can say "where the crows turn".

In British English there's:

• arse-end of nowhere
• the sticks
• back of beyond

and probably more

In Italian we say we are in culo ai lupi which means in the ass of wolves or at inculandia which translates to in the ass land

That’s literally the first time I heard that hungarian version, that’s not what we use, we use “az isten háta mögött” which is “behind gods back” to refer to places in bumfuck nowhere

We have a few in Spanish, one of my favourites is "Donde Cristo perdió el mechero": Where Christ lost his lighter.

In Scotland, we say 'middleae fucking naewhere' or 'Largs'.

In French: trou du cul du monde, or World's asshole.

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These could all be made up for all I know, but they are all very entertaining! 😄

Since there's surprisingly no Russian here yet, here are a few I know (some are probably regional):

• Где раки зимуют [Gde raki zimuyut] - "where crayfish spend their winter"
• У чёрта на куличиках [U chyorta na kulichikah] - "on the devil's little Easter breads" (there's also a version "on the devil's horns")
• За тридевять земель [Za tridevyat zemel] - "beyond threenine (i.e. 27) lands" feels somewhat fairytale/archaic, haven't heard anyone use it unironically
• В жопе мира [V zhope mira] - "in the ass of the world"
• Зажопье [Zazhopye] - a made up placename roughly meaning "beyond ass", evocative of many toponyms which start with the same prefix (e.g. Замосковоречье [Zamoskvorechye] - "beyond river Moscow")
• Мухосранск [Mukhosransk] - made-up town name, roughly translatable as "where flies shit"
• Ухрюпинск [Ukhryupinsk] - corrupted name of the town of Uryupinsk, probably on account of it being far away from my birthplace
• Подзатворожинск [Podzatvorozhinsk] - made-up town name, roughly "[place which] started to turn into cottage cheese" or "under the [place] beyond cottage cheese" or some combination of the two

But honestly the most likely phrase I'd use in an informal context is a boring чёрт знает где [chyort znayet gde] - "devil knows where"

Icelandic has "lengst úti í rassgati" which means as far as you can go to an asshole. There's also the leas common "í langtíburtistan" which is in Far-away-istan

In Hebrew, the closest we have is טיזינבי (tizinabi), which doesn't mean anything in Hebrew but comes from Arabic طيز ٱلنَّبِي where it apparently means "the prophet's butt". TIL.

In Slovenia we either use the serbian one or we say Bogu za nogo/hrbtom. Meaning behind god's leg/back.

A Levant arabic way of saying it is "في طيز العقرب" which literally means "in the scorpions ass"

Meanwhile in Chile: "A la conchade su madre" (Literally: "Towards your mother's c**t")

In New Zealand we say 'in Waikikamukau' (pronounced "Why kick a moo cow") because it's juuuuust enough like actual place names here that people don't instantly pick up on the alternate meaning.

I always liked “east jabip” and “east jahunga” (sometimes jahunga road or Jahungaville)

Dogpatch is an interesting one bc I’ve heard it used to mean “middle of nowhere” and also “where poor people/hillbillies live”. It’s got history too since Lil Abner comics were set in Dogpatch, and there’s a San Francisco neighborhood of that name.

UK does have the idiom "bumfuck, nowhere" a fictional town in the fictional county of nowhere

In Lithuanian we have these:

• Dievo užmirštame kampelyje - In the little corner God forgot about
• Giliame užkampyje - Somewhere deep, behind the corner
• Pasaulio pakrašty - At the end of the the world

I guess closest turkish version I ever seen used is "ebenin götünde," which translates to "in your midwife's butt."

Italian: "in culo al mondo"/"in culo ai lupi" (in the butt of the world/in the butt of wolves)

In my hometown we usually say "a Puttemburgo" (literally "Whoreburg") or "in culo ai lupi" ("up the wolves' arsehole") or "a Tron di Dio" ("on God's throne").