A Boring Dystopia

Someone can't stop thinking about cock.

Funny how they always fixate on the act

Check his hard drives.

Closet: Don't Gay Open Inside

So it appears that this is Hegseth's boyfriend. We all knew he had one somewhere. I see where Pete got the "no beards allowed" rule from. And his pastor has an "absolutely no anal sex" policy. mmhmm. I wonder where he got that from, eh Pete?

They arent fooling anyone.

So... Do we throw him in jail after we kill fascism or is that too much his fantasy?

Is kalshi or polymarket taking bet is this dude is gay or not?

I'm sure he can get a long list of criminals from the activity in his Grindr account.

I am reasonably certain this guy ponders cock more than I do.

Is fingering my butt and sniffing my finger still OK?

The sick shitstain is Ernst Röhm reincarnated. He's gotta be a closet case!

Nothing against frotting, tho. He loves touching tips.

Are those the things that especially get him going?

‘Hand Jobs, Oral Sex and Anal’: Pete Hegseth's Pastor Wants Gay Men.

How about fucking kids? We ok with that? 👌🏻

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They think a lot about gay sex...

Never said anything about footjobs, checkmate pastor

Okay, so we know what this guy is fixated on.

Time to start a betting pool. I'm taking "Caught in a seedy motel room, smoking meth with 3 male naked underage MAGA Pentagon interns."

Thank goodness none of that goes in with the Clergy......... /s

When I was young I worked a grunt-work job with some repulsive people, people I never would have associated with otherwise. Once I was doing some grunt-work with a guy I'll call Tony. (His real name is also Tony. Fuck you, Tony.)

Tony was a legal adult. Tony had graduated from high school and had a full time job, a car, a place to live, etc. Tony was the sort of performatively super-hetero guy we used to call "macho." Always making comments about women's bodies, taking every opportunity to suggest a level of sexual experience he surely did not actually possess, etc. I was very young, I was very naive, and even I thought Tony was full of shit.

On one particular day, Tony was cheerfully and self-righteously showing how macho he was by ranting about "the f*ggots," how much he hated them, how despicable they were. As if this was just a totally normal topic of conversation among young blue-collar men-of-the-world such as ourselves.

I told Tony that I was actually in favor of encouraging as many men to "turn gay" (I never imagined that was a real thing, I was just trying to express this in a way he'd hear) as possible.

Tony's demeanor changed. His face darkened. He looked at me and said something like "What the FUCK did you just say?" He was genuinely upset.

I told Tony that if more men were gay, that could mean more unattached women in the dating pool for me. If more men were gay, it would mean more unmatched ladies out there for him.

I wouldn't say it took him a long time to work through this, exactly, but the contortions of his face made it clear there was some working-through involved. He was sort of floored. Derailed. Off-balance. He tried to recover: “Oh yeah, that would work out that way,” with a weak smile and not much conviction. It was pretty obvious that this had never occurred to him, not for one second.

I’ve wondered sometimes, in the years since, if he was closeted himself. But how could I know, really?

Closeted or not, I think he was into homophobia for the permission it gave him to hate An Other without reservation or regret. He thought of homosexual people as exotic and far-away, a phenomenon with no actual relevance to his daily life. And of course, that very attitude, that culture, that environment, made it next to impossible for him to meet any real person who would openly identify as homosexual. His hate made homosexuality exotic in his environment, and that exoticism gave him permission to indulge his hateful impulses, a vicious cycle.

Bet his search history is…interesting.

And so fascism continues its rise... Ya'll ready, artists and intellectuals? Because you'll be next, if memory serves me right 👍

Guess I know what's on his Grindr profile.

Sounds like guy in the closet. No one cares what other folks do as consenting adults that much unless they are trying to block scrutiny of something they do that they are ashamed of.

You know that shit's on his mind 24/7. He should get down on his knees and think!

People like him made me reconsider freedom of religion. I think any religion advocating for stripping other people's rights and or wanting to dominion over society first should lose any state funding and tax exemptions, and any religiously motivated act of terror or conspiracy attempt of subverting secular democracy should be also be punished with one's religious rights getting stripped in prison.